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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 3 Comments
Date Added: June 27, 2005 12:06:47 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Happy B-Day Fletch

Happy b-day Fletch
You're an old man now,
I hope Tracy
Doesn't have a cow.

Your rooster's run away
The dog's a lil tipsy,
The cat's on the table
Tracy's goin' flipsy.

The chickens are beatin' up
The cows in the field,
Poor horses are swatin' the flies
Pigs are puttin' up shields.

There's so much mud bein' slung
No chance to run away,
Hope you're not in the doghouse
Oh, BTW, have a HAPPY B-DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Author's Notes:
Nah, I'm just kidding around FLETCH. Have a great day big brother. ;o) Love ya.
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Comment By: FreeFLETCHER on June 27, 2005 06:05:14 PM Report
This poem is wonderful!!! Thank you so very much! You are an awesome sister! Love Ya Lots ..........Fletch
WAIT A MINUTE I AM OLD!!!! HEY..............LOL!!!

Comment By: FreeTracy Fletcher on June 27, 2005 05:16:46 PM Report
Great tribute to a wonderful man. With his witty sense of humor he is going to love this. Happy Birthday Honey I LOVE YOU.
Love..........Your Sister Tracy
Comment By: FreeSamantha Firefly on June 27, 2005 12:36:24 PM Report
This is an original and witty birthday present.
Happy birthday to you, Fletch!
Best wishes,


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