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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 4 Comments
Date Added: June 23, 2005 22:06:16 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Hillbilly Party

Y'all invited ta
Ma house tonight,
I'm throwin' a hillbilly party
No cussin' an' no fightin'.

We's gunna have us
Some homemade moonshine,
Some of maw's roadkill stew
An' baked sweet apple pie.

An' after that
We's gunna go ta tha barn,
An' a have a hoe down
No knittin' an' no yarn.

Y'all gunna have
Lots a fun,
Don't make paw angry
He chase ya with a gun.

Maybe even join in tha band
An' a play tha brown jug,
Y'all be nice now
No pushin', no bug.

Weeee doggie
Look at granny,
Not too much moonshine
Y'all end up on ya fanny.

This here party
Ended up great,
Too much a maw's baked goodies
Gave me a belly ache.

Hope y'all had a good time
Now y'all gut's ta go home,
If y'all wanna come over anytime
Jus' ring me on tha phone.


Author's Notes:
Y'all have ta talk like a hillbilly when y'all go ta read this out loud or in ya brain. No matter.
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Comment By: FreeMary F. Charest on June 26, 2005 05:13:24 PM Report
Sounds good to me. I love road kill. Thanks for the chuckle.
Comment By: ModeratorJillian K. Alexis on June 24, 2005 06:10:53 PM Report
Well now, this is a darn tootin good write sis. I'm a ready for a party at your' place anytime. I'm a fixin to bring Possum and noodles, how does that fit your' fancy? This here is a mighty fine write...Hugz...Jillian
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on June 24, 2005 09:14:27 AM Report
Comment By: FreeReBeL CuTiE on June 24, 2005 12:52:53 AM Report
ye doggies this is gonna b the best ruttin tuttin time
no varments steppin on my toes as we square dancin though!!!!!

**Loved this Hun!


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