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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 5 Comments
Date Added: June 08, 2005 10:06:07 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Cross-Eyed Goat

The cross-eyed goat
Looks like such a disgrace,
He spits and slobbers
His tongue hangs out of his face.

He trips and falls
On the kitchen floor,
Time to kick his butt
Out my front door.

He hits the door casing
On his way out,
I laughed so hard
Upon his face, he wore a pout.

On the ground
Where he landed on his face,
He lost all his
Style and grace.

I think the fall
Straightened out his eyes,
Around his head
Blue birds do fly.


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Comment By: FreeSavanahB on June 9, 2005 08:24:55 PM Report
Wind, yep...wildlife, yep.......PETA knockin' on the door, yep....

Girl, don't you ever accuse ME of begin twisted, again...roflmao
Wind, I don't know what it is about you and farm animals...but you crack me up! What is your book about that is being published? Please after reading this, don't tell me it's for children.....rofl
Comment By: FreeIngwa on June 9, 2005 03:28:59 PM Report
Baaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a, where-e-e-e-s the two-o-o-o fields-s-s-s I saw-w-w-w?
Comment By: FreeAlison Storm Wolf on June 8, 2005 01:40:58 PM Report
Keep on taking your medication KNOW what the nice doctor told you...
Alison SW
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on June 8, 2005 11:23:58 AM Report
lol... you lady have such a gift... your awesome...hugs ~ She
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on June 8, 2005 11:04:18 AM Report
Well, as he stumbles into the woods -- you will know WHERE he is, just follow the birds. Hahaha

Lady Dragonwyck


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