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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 2 Comments
Date Added: May 29, 2005 00:05:25 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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French Fry With An Attitude

It feels so happy
And secure in the freezer,
I should eat him
The little teaser.

I take it out
Of its ice box home,
"Put me back in!"
I didn't like his tone.

"You ate my buddies
I'm not happy with you,
Now get lost
Find something else to chew!"

He jumps out of the bag
And lands on the floor,
"Haha, can't get me now
Ya stupid old bore."

I watched him scurry
Toward the door,
Didn't move fast enough
I squashed him to the floor.

"Look what you did to me
You stupid b*tch,
My back is broken
And I have an itch!"


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Comment By: Freeb doneff on May 29, 2005 09:27:57 PM Report
Oh Hell! I can only imagine what the chicken tenders are screeching right now...tooooo funny girl! me
Comment By: FreeSamantha Firefly on May 29, 2005 03:29:58 AM Report
LOL! This is too much. Thanks a lot for the fun.


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