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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 6 Comments
Date Added: May 27, 2005 12:05:39 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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The Gassy Dolphin

He jumps out of the water
For a breath of fresh air,
Trying to get out of the ocean,
Cause it stinks under there.

He let one rip
Really stunk up the place,
The rest of the fish
Have frowns on their face.

He swam very fast
Even used his fins,
Got out of there quick
Now known, as the gassy dolphin.


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Comment By: FreeAlexy Bun on May 28, 2005 08:58:33 AM Report
lol awww a funny sweet little poem. How come its a repost? What happened?
Comment By: FreeSavanahB on May 27, 2005 09:56:52 PM Report
Girl, you are a mess! LMAO Loved this and still laughing - Jude
Comment By: FreeIngwa on May 27, 2005 04:05:45 PM Report
I beg your pardon dolphine! You're supposed to say "Excuse me"! Lol, this was a very funny write.
Comment By: FreeSamantha Firefly on May 27, 2005 03:12:41 PM Report
LOL! This is too much. Thanks a lot for the fun.
Comment By: ModeratorJillian K. Alexis on May 27, 2005 03:09:46 PM Report
This is too funny Cynthia. I loved this. U have a great sense of humor. Ty for the laugh...Love, your' big sister, Jillian
Comment By: Freesharon brown on May 27, 2005 01:54:43 PM Report
Thanks for the laugh


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