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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 1 Comments
Date Added: May 18, 2005 10:05:46 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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The Booze Drinking Deer

If you go into the woods someday
You'll be in for a big surprise,
Something that will make you laugh
You won't believe your eyes.

The deer are sitting
On a tree trunk,
Hoopin' and hollerin'
And they're all drunk.

That's what's it's like
When you misplace
Your wallet.


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Sung to the tune of "Teddy Bears Picnic."

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Comment By: FreeCandy on May 18, 2005 11:05:33 AM Report
haha you get me everytime! drunk deers hehe!



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