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Author Name: FreeWind Whisperer 4 Comments
Date Added: April 06, 2005 07:04:47 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Beware The Brownies

Beware the brownies
King Dennis, my dear,
They are laced with something
that you must fear.

I saw with my own two eyes
Kristin, in the corner,
Sitting there scornfully
Like lil Jack Horner.

I tell not a word
Of a lie,
'Cause I saw it
With my own two eyes.

She put something in the brownies
All crunchy and gross,
She wasn't the
Host that had the most.

They were laxatives
She fed them to your dog,
The poor beggar had the sh*ts
They must have been the size of logs.

So, she doesn't fit
To be the Queen,
Especially after what
I had just seen.


Author's Notes:

LOL Gotcha Kristen. I said I was going to tell. :oP

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Comment By: FreeMarkisha Bunn on July 14, 2005 05:28:07 PM Report
lmao! That was funny.
Comment By: Freecuddlytiger on April 15, 2005 05:47:18 PM Report
lol this is great. it made me laugh. you crack me up. this is definitely one of your better ones. =)
Comment By: FreeBarbara Demasson on April 6, 2005 02:26:01 PM Report
She did WHAT!!! Now we see her true colors,my,my...won't this be a day to remember.

What's that I hear....oh, tis the royal pooch...asking for the door again. Hurry, hurry, hurry.....HAHAHAHA

Naughty girl Kristin...poor puppy dog!! Queen B is here to fix it...don't you worry... *pats puppy's head*

~Queen B~ *LOL*
Comment By: FreeSamantha Firefly on April 6, 2005 12:57:53 PM Report
LMAO! This is too much.


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