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Date Added: March 27, 2005 19:03:43 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Revenge Of The Rowdy Rabbit
After what had

happened last year,

the rowdy rabbit

still has twisted ears.

His black eye

is all healed now,

but his fur never grew back

where I had ripped it out.

He planned to get

me back, but good,

maybe he'll make me

chew on some wood.

He hopped his way

into my house,

he was as quiet

as a mouse.

He came bearing

sling shot in hand,

I tried to run the other way....

but it didn't work, man.

He got me in the ass

and knocked me to the floor,

shoved choclate down my throat

as I tried going for the door.

He laughed in my face

as he stomped on my head,

those feet of his were huge

he beat me til I was beat red.

Being black and blue

wasn't making him happy,

I could swear to God

I just let loose in my nappy.

He grabbed me

by the hair of my head,

swung me around

and I landed on my bed.

I flopped onto the floor

as he did his hoppy dance,

I might have to go to the bathroom

so I can change my pants.

He got me back

for what I had done last year,

he laughed as he left

andslammed the door on my ear.


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