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Author Name: FreeSajinator 1 Comments
Date Added: January 30, 2005 21:01:58 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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TPS Report
I wish office life was how it seems
When it appears to me in my dreams
For in my dreams I run amuck
At the expense of my bosses lack of luck

In these dreams, with my stapler I be wed
To promise to strike supervisors in the head
I knock over cubicles with hardly a care
With the strength of Count Chocula and the grace of Liz Phair
I break through a window, then finally I am free
To dance away the night, with child-like glee

But an evil worker, no I am not
I just miss the boozing that I have long sought
And I smile as a write this very stanza
With a glow reminiscent of a young Tony Danza

But then my mind finally stops to bend
As my dream reaches its very end
Then my life is again boring and quite old
Just another day of accounting for poor Sajid the bold.
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Comment By: FreeHolly on February 1, 2005 12:43:02 AM Report
lol.. nice take on words


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