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Author Name: FreeBarbara D. 7 Comments
Date Added: January 26, 2005 22:01:04 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Snowball Fight {Ch 4}…In the Thick of It
The RED team retreated, at Cynthia’s order
Soon Lady D and Karen each manned a mortar
The snow shells were furious, curling through space
Pelting Bruce Dixon and William 1’s face

Dixon picked up his boomerang and gave it a hurl
In a sorry attempt to behead one of the girls
But he had forgotten a most vital fact
When one throws a boomerang it always comes back

It wasn’t pretty the way that it caught him
Karen pointed and laughed, what a lesson it taught him
If you mess with the RED team you are sure to be sorry
Only maimed survivors have repeated the story

William 1 jumped up, throwing icicle spears
Frozen projectiles, Bruce Dixon’s tears
Will was determined to impale his oppressors
Ambition and brute set him apart from the lesser

Lady Dragonwyck’s reflexes were as fast as lightning
The height of her double somersault was frightening
The green team was awestruck; she caught two icy spears
And fired them promptly at William 1’s ears

William 1 was pierced and pinned to the ground
His moans and sobbing were a heartbreaking sound
Lady D gave Karen a high five for their victory
Surprised these two men were defeated so quickly

David Wood gave a whistle, called his men to attention
Hoping to devise a plan worthy of mention
The green team was weakening; it was perfectly clear
The men were controlled by frustration and fear

William 1, Len Wilson, Joe Mcninney and Bruce Dixon
Were taken on stretchers to first aid for fixing
The RED team was doing a wee happy dance
When Paul Walsh, a cyborg made his loud entrance

Paul was on a dark mission, dressed in full battle gear
With a gun that was blasting as he ventured near
The RED team took cover as his snow bullets hissed
And they pitted the Sorceress’ dark powers against his
Author's Notes:
~OH NO...not WALSHY, the fightin' Irishman...who would be foolish enough to give HIM a snow gun? What might happen next?? {some of you may have to cover your eyes}~
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Comment By: PremiumKeith Overstreet on February 23, 2005 08:23:41 PM Report
Made me laugh. Awesome job!
Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on January 29, 2005 12:05:23 AM Report
Wee ha. LOL I'm havin' so much fun. I got a secret weapon, but I ain't tellin' the guys what it is. :oP So there. *S* Wind Whisperer

Comment By: FreePaul Walsh on January 27, 2005 02:18:37 PM Report
He sits in a lonely wood, looking into a mirror, the red gleams menacingly in the reflection. Our anti-hero picks up a needle and thread and proceeds to patch together the side of his face that has suffered damage. Like in all things he slow and methodical. He looks at his handywork once done, no emotion, just looks. He turns in his seat and gets up and walks to the bunk-bed. Underneath is a stash of weapons in large chest, with no effort he brings it out to the middle of the floor. He pops it open, inside is a vast array of weaponry, ice rocket launchers, snow grenades, ice shot gun shells ........... the list is endless. But one thing these humans have not counted on ........... his secret weapons. Only to be used in dire need and at the utmost necessity ................. THE CYBER SPRITES!!! Cyber Puck, Cyber Robin, Cyber Willo and horror of horrors the big gun himself CYBER SMEAGOLL!!!! For the next foray he chooses wisely, snow grenades, an ice rocket launcher, a snow Lee Enfield and for close in work an ice Uzi. The lid is closed with a menacing and resolute thud ....................... du de da, da du ...............
Comment By: PremiumJoe McNinney on January 27, 2005 12:41:30 AM Report
its nice to see someone else getting their ass kicked besides me,get me a hose,any hose,ill win this war,joe
Comment By: Freecrying wolfe on January 27, 2005 12:00:11 AM Report
LMAO@ Dixon's attempt to throw a snowball...and what's even funnier is he misseddddddddddd hahahahahahaha! Is David nervous yet??? I sure as hell would be if I were on David's team cuz there aint gonna be nothin left LOL LOL LOL.....who said walshy could have a gun in this game lol???? Come on ladies...we gotta get that gun... ^5's all the way!!!


Comment By: PremiumLindaM on January 26, 2005 11:00:21 PM Report
HA HA HA, LMAO .......
Barbara you are a poetic genius.
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on January 26, 2005 10:05:43 PM Report
Barbara: One we are TOO TOO Good!!!
Hooray for the Green Team....

Lady Dragonwyck


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