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Author Name: Freemary444 4 Comments
Date Added: October 24, 2004 21:10:23 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Our Finest Range


He warmly shook my husband's hand,

dismissed me with his eyes.

"Sir, let me show you our finest range,

this stove has no eyes.

It has all the features you'll love...

such a buy.

The oven cleans itself,

you'll like the energy saving features...

smooth top surface...

It even comes in a range of colors...

Come Sir, let me show you this beauty.

Please Sir, step this way...

won't you take it home today?"

To which my husband kindly replied,

"You'll have to ask my wife."


© Mary Charest 


Author's Notes:
Just a little taste of everyday life. Will it never change?
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Comment By: PremiumMary Lou Allen on October 28, 2004 04:26:18 PM Report
Haha! Maybe not. But, you know, long as your husband remembers who runs the kitchen. Mine had a problem with that. My first microwave oven came wrapped as a Christmas present. Now that's a good example of faulty thinking. Good work, Mary. ML
Comment By: FreeCeeCee on October 25, 2004 09:34:44 AM Report
This was was wonderful....kudos to your husband!
Comment By: FreeThe Bag Lady on October 24, 2004 10:43:37 PM Report
Ahhhhhhhh...PERFECT~!!! Perfect outcome, and perfect answer from your hubby~!! Great wit here, my friend...Good to see your post....
Hugs...your sister in the Universe
Comment By: FreeCarolina on October 24, 2004 10:03:38 PM Report
Haha nice ending. I like this, made me laugh. Reminds me of that saying where the husband is the head but the wife is the neck that controls him hehe :op


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