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I'm calling you phat, not fat (1)What A Wonderful Mother (0)School isn't something that I'd repeat (1)
I shot my dog (0)I'll make you pay the price (1)Your Boyfriend Isn't What He Seems (0)
You're no lady (3)I'm Rosco P. Coltrane (2)Solo Is a Flop (0)
When the sun rises (0)Flat foot (1)You hit the sauce and the floor (0)
Daddy's Little Princess (1)Honor thy Parents (1)Merry Christmas, Mom (1)
Kentucky's voting day (0)Elmer Fudd shot me (0)I loathed that Saint Bernard (1)
What I'm Thankful For (0)Schiavelli (1)Einstein (0)
Jesus came to my house (0)Egged (0)I robbed a liquor store (0)
What Jesus Has Always Wanted (0)An eye for an eye (1)You'll be sorry if you steal my Ferrari (0)
Sanford and Son (1)Life is short (0)You're a dirty rat (0)
Barnaby Jones (0)So easy a Caveman can do it IV (0)My new cat (1)
Everybody deserves a second chance (0)Resist The Temptation (0)220 volt shock (0)
That's not rape (0)Stacy - Part II (0)I hate tattoos on breasts (4)
Seventy-eights (0)Sam Kinison (1)Farewell Jack Palance (1)
Children Should Not Go With Strangers (0)Everybody loved Tom Bosley (5)Tarantula (3)
Pink Rabbit (1)Neglectful father (0)Pay for your own repairs! (1)
She poured my beers down the drain (1)That Crook Stole My Stolen Money (0)God should be adored (1)
Tragic (2)Gas prices (0)Let go of your hate (0)
Son of a bitch (1)The Great Teacher (1)The late James Arness (3)
Mother Nature is wonderful (0)Elevator shaft (1)The bomb (0)
Nascar driver (2)God Can Take Away Your Pain (0)Giving thanks (2)
Pertwee's Peril (0)United Negro College Fund (1)Father-in-law (2)
She murdered her parents (0)Eight feet tall man (2)The Great Depression (0)
Ed McMahon (1)You'd better return those pets (0)Life isn't always fair (1)
When a man walks with Jesus (0)She's in labor (1)Freak (1)
The Broken Hearts Of Two Tykes (0)You give loneliness a good name (3)Jesus is with me (2)
The Importance of Saying Grace (0)I want more caviar (0)Kaye (0)
My Giraffe Neck (0)Quintuplets (2)Minnis Downhome Pharmacy (4)
Things To Be Thankful For (0)This damn television (1)Keep your eyes on the damn road! (0)
The plight of 3RD world country children (0)Columbo Isn't On The Case (1)Fists of fury (3)
Together in paradise (1)Rest in Peace, Mom - Part IV (0)Returning food (1)
I slept with Daffy Duck (5)Give life a chance (1)1948 (0)
Suicide in Wal-mart (1)Am I a killer? (0)I had to pay with my life (1)
I snapped (1)4 A.M. (0)Mister Rickman (0)
My poor Scully (1)Bob (0)Today is the day to be thankful (1)
Shotgun wedding (0)Biggest mouth in the south (2)Are You Prepared? (0)
The new vasectomy (1)Abraham and Isaac (1)World's biggest player (1)
Sage Stallone (0)Guitar Hero III:Legends of Rock (0)Religion Is Dying (1)
A bird shit in my hair (2)Heather IV: The Pricking Of A Thorn (2)She has a wiener (3)
The death of Bigfoot (1)Malcolm in the Middle (0)Going To Church On Christmas Day (0)
I'm being murdered (1)Cold Turkey (0)Hell damnation (0)
Christ's resurrection (3)Stacy III (0)Sucking that cow's teats (1)
Homeless and alone (0)Sore loser (0)As Ugly As A Wicked Witch (1)
Without God (1)We're the Daleks (2)The Late Stan Lee (0)
Womanizer (3)Apple pie (0)New Coke (1)
Forty-Four Years Ago (0)Big nose (0)Tommy Morrison (0)
It's not Karma, it's God (3)Your days of abusing him are going to stop (0)I slept with my brother's wife (2)
Jehovah God Is Real (1)I'm going to tear your clothes off (3)The Deadly Supper (0)
Democrat (1)Garfield (2)A sad and tragic death (0)
I Am Proud To Applaud God (1)I will not give up! (2)Papaw's Passing (0)
No more grits! (1)Drag racing (0)Jesus and The Blind Man (1)
God will make you pay (0)Sociopathic Father (0)Pull the trigger (0)
Murderous mother (1)How was God created? (2)Merry Christmas, Mom - Part IV (0)
He shot his daughter (1)Goodbye Gwynne (0)XBOX None (0)
I have a nail up my ass (1)On the run (0)Roger Moore (1)
Buster was the best (2)Jesus was the greatest man who ever lived (1)Sacrifice (1)
She Was Sent To The Chair (0)Poor Precious (0)Dad's Death (4)
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VI (0)Tossed my cookies (0)He should've hired a professional (0)
I killed a teenage boy (0)The Greatest Jewish Man (1)God loves animals (1)
I shouldn't have gone scuba diving (1)Miserable little brat (0)Shut the damn door! (1)
My Grandpa (2)Nothing Will Stop Me From Loving Jehovah (1)Filicide (1)
Mom hated Wednesdays (1)Little red riding hood (1)Crucified (1)
Coma (0)I'm A Rich Man (0)Hippocratic Oath (0)
The ultimate sacrifice (1)Barack Obama makes history (0)I blew his brains out (0)
Five star restaurant (0)I Killed A Gangster (0)So easy a Caveman can do it VIII: Taxi Driver (0)
Life jackets (1)Nintendo's rainchecks (0)Remember Jesus (0)
Burned to the ground (0)Spiked (0)I was hated because Mother died in childbirth (1)
If You Haven't Been Saved (0)Candy bar (0)I just pulled the plug (0)
Farewell MR.Ainley (0)Charlotte (0)We all love babies (1)
I'm not a horse! (3)Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part V (0)This isn't a library (0)
I'm at the end of my rope (0)McGavin (0)Number One (0)
Gift from God (0)Sneedville, Tennessee (2)Handicapped (0)
He took a toke (3)Go take a hike (0)The Flaming Sword (1)
You treat your wife like a dog (1)I should've learned CPR (0)Life without my son (0)
The leaves are falling from the trees (1)Bad behavior (0)How Do You Spell Wonderful Human Being? (0)
Ebenezer Scrooge (0)Brutal Slayings (0)Wimpy drinks (1)
You weren't delivered by a stork! (0)I committed murder (0)Bankrupt (0)
Boy (1)The man who walked on the moon (2)If Eve hadn't ate that apple (2)
Priceless In The Eyes Of God (0)Bluto VS. Popeye (0)Obi-Wan has taught you well (0)
Electricity Is Taken For Granted (0)Goodbye Gary (2)Driving over a cliff (0)
Child killer (1)God Wanted You (0)Jesus was a family man (0)
Betty Lou (3)Thanking God For Each Day That We Live (0)I believe in you (2)
F (0)Stone cold heart (0)Christopher Lee (1)
Ladder to Heaven (0)Git (2)You took a dump in my pool (1)
That dreaded call (0)Those darn Ebayers!! (2)Jehovah's Love (1)
I owe God (0)Morristown Hamblen Healthcare (1)Shave your damn legs! (4)
He burned my bacon (0)Christopher Reeve (0)He Said No To Fellatio (0)
Halloween Monster (1)Amazing Forgiveness (0)Paul Benedict (1)
Rocky VII (0)A child's attack (0)Nutcracker (1)
Bonnie and Clyde (1)Carl (4)Santa Fe (1)
Turned away (0)God's Glorious Government (0)My life is flashing before my eyes (0)
Don Adams (0)One Lucky Man (1)Intoxicated driving (1)
We need four candidates (0)Robert Vaughn III (0)Black customers (0)
I killed the people who built the Batcave (0)Serial killer (1)Donkey Kong (1)
Precious Plum (0)To suffer and bleed in Iraq (0)Very hairy lady (0)
Molested by a dolphin (2)Spending Spree (0)Fired for having large breasts (1)
The homeless are not bums! (1)The Ending of 2018 (0)Faith and prayers (0)
The bridge (0)Thank God (0)God Is A Scientist (2)
God hates adultery. (1)Mom loved God (1)Batgirl raped me (4)
The remote (1)Old women make me horny (2)A Preacher's Prayer (0)
Half a man (1)A final poem about Anthony Ainley (0)We live better under democrats (2)
Deer hunting (2)I'm a little person (0)Overboard (1)
I wouldn't take a dive (0)Goodbye Robin Williams - Part II (1)The American way (0)
Illegal alien (0)Paul and Silas's Imprisonment (0)That damn principal (0)
I Wish Your Death Was Just A Dream (0)Connie Hines (0)A 2nd poem about Roger Williams (0)
Vengeful spirit (0)Only God Deserves To Be Idolized (0)The little boy's pet (0)
May 28, 1990 (0)Goodbye MR. Robbins (0)Gene Barry (2)
I need inner peace (2)4th (1)Mississippi's Voting Day (1)
OUCH! (1)Half a worm (1)Tragic Magic (0)
Preaching against a sponge (2)Silver Star (1)PRAISE THE LORD! (1)
Polly wants your mama's sweet ass (4)I voted against Phil Bredesen (0)Addicted to gambling (0)
Michael The Archangel (1)A new law in Tennessee (3)Chihuahua - Part II (1)
Korman (2)CIA (2)Racist (0)
Each Day That We Have Is Precious (0)Taking candy from a baby (3)The light of my life (0)
Bush has ran this country into the ground (1)Statutory rape (0)He grabbed her hooters (1)
Elijah, The Prophet (0)Titanic (1)Knocking on Death's Door (2)
I wouldn't have thrown a shoe at Bush (1)My dentist's revenge (0)Two Decades Without Jon Pertwee (0)
Ambulance sirens (0)Nobody Blackmails Me! (0)I can't spare a square (1)
Decapitated father (2)I saved Christmas (1)Mom's Last Thanksgiving (0)
Dear John (0)That pounding (0)I only eat dog food (0)
New Year's Resolutions (1)Farewell Jane (1)Maximum security prison (0)
Got milk? (1)Perkins (0)A World With No Breasts (0)
You pulled a gun on a boy (1)We're the Duke boys (3)Return or Burn (0)
Stop laughing at me (1)Tortured (1)Picking up women (2)
This Airplane Is Going Down (0)God and Superman have one thing in common (0)Tightwad (2)
A1 yeah, it's that important (3)Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor (2)Human generator (2)
Please Don't Kill (0)Murdered for eating a popsicle (1)If Mom became an angel (0)
Corporal Capeman (0)Perverts (0)Please don't put me to sleep (1)
I Will Not Vote For Hillary (1)Eternity in Hell (2)I will not kill those two (1)
Leggo my Eggo (0)It's too late (0)The Train (0)
Mom's Reward (0)So easy a Caveman can do it V (0)Back from the dead (4)
Donkey Kong Junior (0)Throwing Away Bibles (0)Vegetarian (2)
Five finger discount (1)You're Fired! (0)If More Children Went To Church (0)
Our son (1)To err is human (0)Death sentence (0)
The Gout (0)Blood and broken bones (2)I'm Boss Hogg (3)
Ina Mae (0)Henson Histeria (2)I've paid for those beatings I gave you (1)
The love of my life is gone forever (0)Cheating In The Old West (0)Anno Domini (1)
Playstation 4 (0)I shot Yogi Bear (0)Butter and eggs (1)
Floyd the barber (1)The Importance Of Saying Thank You (1)Friday the 13th (1)
Jack Benny (0)These damn laxatives (2)What women want (1)
Suck my balls (1)Turn Away From Sin And Turn To Jehovah (0)Let's pray for Charles Johnson (5)
Adam's Apple (2)Christmas isn't about the gifts (2)Robert Goulet (1)
Farley Forever (1)Tragic Irony (0)God is my best friend (1)
Never reimbursed (1)Thank you, God (3)Undeserved Kindness (0)
Electric Chair (0)My cat (1)Hustled (1)
I need God (2)Aborted baby (0)Thunder and lightning (0)
I hate Christmas (0)You lousy Pigs! (0)Shoplifting (1)
Goodbye Stephen (2)Merry Christmas, Mom - Part V: The Last Christmas (0)You only live once (3)
Princess Diana (0)Liars! (1)Colonoscopy (1)
Help your fellow man (2)Smart and stupid (0)Deadly Magical Power (0)
On the run (0)Antique refrigerator (1)Erin Moran and Stephanie Weir kicked my ass (1)
We Must Get On God's Good Side (0)Nicholas Courtney (0)Tammy (0)
Silver lining (1)Why do people think I'm dumb? (0)Memories of the past (0)
You Think You're Not Good Enough For Her (0)Let's pray for Earl King (2)The woman of my dreams (0)
One giant leap for black people (0)Buckingham palace (0)I wish I was a robot (1)
We Can Have What Satan Can't (0)Two-faced mechanic (2)Salt of the Earth (1)
Lousy lover (1)Frank Cady (1)The stray (2)
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part IV: Precious As A Flower (1)Larry Fine (0)Felicity Undead (2)
50 to 1 odds (3)The Craigslist Killer (1)You might as well have cut her heart out (1)
The Late Carrie Fisher (0)You are too young to get married (0)If you were still here (0)
Smoking in bed (0)She looks like Moe! (5)Orville Redenbacher (1)
Records are making a comeback (0)You'd better stop stealing! (0)Johnny Cash (1)
I Want A Beer (0)The Bible (3)Chihuahua (4)
Black Friday At The Hospital (0)Ex-best friends (0)Get off the damn phone! (0)
My wife is a vegetarian (4)Goodbye, Yvonne Craig (0)Shame on you (3)
Ankle Bracelet (0)Drink and drive (0)Wedding dress (1)
So easy a caveman can do it Part 2 (2)When Mom Is Resurrected (0)Trust must be earned (0)
God helps those who help themselves (1)September 11 (4)Every moment should be treasured (1)
The scholar (1)Why it's so important not to steal (2)Deadly fall (0)
Doomed to go to Hell (0)There's only one God (3)Nintendo Wii Part 2 (0)
Solomon's Sin (3)Crybaby (0)The Flying Nun Flies No More (0)
Stop sitting on the damn toilet! (0)Alex Karras (0)Hot dogs with chili (1)
Ruth and Boaz (0)The virgin (0)The bitterness of life (1)
The Best Christmas Present That I've Ever Received (0)I took a life (0)You still live in my heart (0)
Goodbye Kmart (0)44 magnum (0)God is number one (0)
Four eyes (2)Shirley Temple (0)Paradox (2)
Second grade teacher (3)Arthenia (0)Burned alive (0)
KFC (0)You touched me down there (0)Happy Birthday, Mom - Part III (1)
Frankenstein's Monster (1)Good Riddance, 2013 (1)Stratford Johns (0)
I ate that roach (2)Revenge of the Zombie (2)Merry Christmas, Mom - Part 3 (0)
The big 4-O (4)Dad was a fisherman (0)McCain only cares about the rich (1)
Keep them coming (1)Cousins in love (0)Families Who Pray Together (0)
The punishment doesn't fit the crime (1)A broken heart that couldn't be mended (0)Racist on election day (0)
Jesus (1)Lost (0)Alcatraz (0)
This poem is for teenagers (3)Twister (1)God's masterpieces (2)
Jane Webb Needs Our Prayers (0)Seed (0)I am man, hear me roar! (1)
Every day should be like Christmas time (0)I'll Put God First (0)I don't need a babysitter! (1)
Transvestite (1)Goodbye Gleason (0)My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt (1)
Broderick Crawford (2)Bad things happen to good people (4)Why I Hope The Jehovah's Witnesses Are Wrong (0)
Brother (0)I love rattlesnake (0)Child beater (2)
Dutch Treat (1)Instead of adoring Santa Claus (2)Black Friday Violence (2)
The Lone Ranger (0)Service without a smile (0)Bixby (2)
Jesus Doesn't Want Us To Retaliate (0)235 years of independence (0)First class ticket to Heaven (1)
George Washington (1)Jesus will enrich your life (0)Radiator hose (0)
Satan's Failure (0)A Christmas Miracle (1)Dead at 14 (0)
My wife is a slut (2)I kissed another girl (0)Cat the Bounty Hunter (1)
Tammy goes to the dogs (0)Traitor! (0)The change (1)
If Jesus was here (1)The Ironic Death (0)Ex-producer (2)
That damn dog (0)How To Avoid Overeating This Thanksgiving (1)I'm a killer (1)
Sometimes I feel like screaming (0)Pryor (1)America's Most Famous Tomboy (0)
Tomorrow may never come (1)Money couldn't buy happiness (1)Papaw's Demise (0)
You are my flesh and blood (0)Only a monster could do that (3)Don Knotts (2)
Jar Jar Binks (0)Streets of Gold (1)Back to 2003 (1)
America wants to hear your voice 'Revised Edition' (0)72 hours (1)Don't judge a book by its cover (1)
God's Ten Commandments (2)Melvin (0)365 days of Hell (1)
I gave you a twenty (0)It was like listening to music (0)The very talented Moe (0)
God Can Give Peace Of Mind (0)Intervention (2)You won't marry my sister (0)
A 2nd poem about Anthony Ainley (1)Halloween (1)I'm not bigfoot! (0)
Friends without benefits (1)Craptop (0)Anne Ramsey (0)
I'll always protect her from you (0)That damn beard! (1)Goodbye Kenny Baker (0)
Dialysis (2)You killed my son's cat (1)Half Is Much Better Than Nothing (0)
Corey Haim (2)Pacifist (2)God Gets More Angry Every Day (0)
Scheider (1)Records (0)I will see you again (0)
Father Ted (0)Thomas Edison (2)Count Dracula (0)
The cable is out again (1)God loves everybody (0)I still watch Sesame Street (3)
I Was Forced To Take His Life (1)This noose around my neck (0)Goodbye Geoffrey (1)
Welcome 2019 (0)Blunderdog (1)You have angered me (1)
Married with children (0)Mom's Heart (0)PMS (2)
I hate my PC (1)Penny and Brain (2)The black cat (1)
The good samaritan (0)When Cruelty And Suffering Occur, It Isn't God's Will (1)Wile E. Coyote (1)
Heather (0)The only republican that made me content (0)I kicked George Costanza's ass (0)
Kiss my ass (0)Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part III (0)Pillar of salt (2)
Womb (0)God's promise (0)I can't buy you a cell phone (1)
God will take care of you (2)If I Was A Celebrity (0)Many doors are closed (0)
I still feel lost (1)Cruel twist of fate (0)Mitt Romney (2)
The Loch Ness monster raped me (1)A 2nd Poem About Joe Webb (0)I like black people (1)
Jacqueline Hill (0)That Damn Electric Blanket! (1)He raped my mule (1)
Mom needs our prayers (5)Curt (0)The kitchen sink (0)
Greatness of the Lord (0)36D (0)$50,000,000 Bucks (0)
Men of Science (3)Wonder Woman Broke My Bed (0)I Voted Against Phil Bredesen Again (0)
Sculpture of Jesus (0)His final breath (0)Lily Munster (3)
The Great Jehovah (1)Don't flash your cash (1)I didn't have to outrun the lion (0)
Goodbye Michael Wisher (0)It cuts deep (1)Lousy drug dealers (0)
Proof Of God's Name (1)I hate MRS. Oleson (0)Heart of Gold (2)
Woody (1)Ace up my sleeve (1)He held his son's lifeless body (0)
I'll Kick Your Butt If You Pinch Me (0)Horse's patoot (1)Jackie (1)
In God we trust (0)The well is dry (0)I Took The Bullet (0)
Breast feeding (1)I'm Not A Gorilla-Man! (0)Swiss Army Knife (0)
The late Roger Williams (1)Christmas came from Jesus (1)Vaughn (0)
Sixty (0)Goodbye Mister Sutton (0)My rotten nephew (0)
I need a different kind of remote control (3)Goodbye Erin Moran (0)Childbirth (3)
Bitten (1)Farewell John Ritter (1)James Best - Part 3 (0)
Good people who feel bad (3)Stop washing your dogs in my swimming pool! (1)I Wrote The Declaration of Independence (0)
What I did was evil (1)I give new meaning to the word nerd (0)I'll break my foot off in your ass (1)
The Best Thing That Money Is Good For (1)This poem is for little girls (0)Christmas Eve (1)
Hey, that's my pickle! (0)PBS kicked my ass (0)Heaven (0)
Jehovah Killed The Alien Invaders (0)Bye Bubba (4)Don't eat my pickles! (1)
I'm not a God (1)Great Granddad (0)John Inman (0)
I Don't Trust Hillary Clinton (1)A lifetime of joy (1)Ann B. Davis (0)
Brains, brains and more brains (0)Bubble (0)P.O.W. (0)
Maximillian Schell (0)So easy a Caveman can do it VI (0)Trevor Bannister (3)
Pancakes (0)Ignoring God (0)Buttermilk (1)
Mount Rushmore (1)A Scarred and Broken Man (0)Trump's Inauguration (0)
You gave a little boy a joint (0)Festus (0)Oh my God, they killed Kenny! (1)
Goodbye, James Best (0)My son's suicide (6)Beauty Parlor (2)
The Lone Ranger and Tonto (0)Pennsylvania's voting day (0)You're living high on the hog (0)
End of 2006 (0)Vengeance Of God (1)Don't commit suicide (2)
The walking preacher (0)Hanna-Barbera (1)I hit a student (1)
Get out of my house you bum!! (1)The Importance Of Telling The Truth (1)Farewell Falk (3)
These damn bills! (0)God is the best! (1)The pen is mightier than the sword (0)
Suck my balls Part 2 (0)Every Day Is A Good Day Because I Have God (0)Let's pray for Charles Johnson Part 2 (1)
One year later (0)Padded bra (2)I lost a thousand bucks (0)
April fools' (1)My Horrible Ex-wife (3)The loss of Bob Ross (1)
I didn't fart! (0)Samson and Delilah (0)Blameless In The Eyes Of God (0)
30 minutes or less (0)Swastika (0)One Hell Of A Woman (1)
Brion James (1)Cheating electrician (3)I'll be there to hold your hand (0)
Penny in the fusebox (1)Body Parts For Sale (0)Please forgive me, God (1)
Jonah's gourd (0)SHAZAM! (0)I'm going to straighten up (1)
Worship God (0)Orphans money (0)Everywhere I Go (1)
God's eternal love (0)Dracula (3)Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper (0)
America wants to hear your voice (0)Uglier than sin (1)Ferguson (1)
Praise Jehovah (1)Guns in churches (0)Mom and Jesus are in paradise (1)
Carrie Fisher (0)Please feed my daughter (0)The one and only Curly (0)
You Won't Have Relations In My House (0)Buying cigarettes for a minor (1)Happy Mother's Day, Mom (1)
Farewell Fred (1)Ice Cube (0)Go to Hell (0)
I should've learned french (1)Chihuahua - Part V (0)Wendy (2)
The incredible chicken (1)Where's the damn mayo?! (1)Satan Is Working Overtime (0)
The final embrace (2)Our Veterans (2)These damn farts (3)
The new President (2)Goodbye Debbie (0)Morse (1)
Live Long and Prosper (3)My big buddy (0)Eternal peace and happiness (6)
Great Omnipotent Dude (0)Ricky Ricardo kicked my ass (2)Motel (0)
You're living in paradise (0)An Eye For An Eye (0)You are a punk! (2)
Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part III (0)Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VI (0)Your grave was slowly being dug (0)
I believe in love a little less each day (1)I puked on George Bush (2)Ten Reasons Why I Love God (0)
I went to the Moon (3)The Golden Calf (0)Gore was cheated (0)
That damn two cents! (1)Here's Johnny! (1)Worshipping Idols (0)
I committed hit and run (0)I bought a table that Jesus made (0)We're all in a sinking boat (0)
Strawberries (1)May-December (0)The Ransom (0)
Soulmate (0)Goodbye Robin Williams (2)God is wonderful (1)
R U thankful? (1)Moses's Punishment (0)I married my sister (1)
I Sued Because I couldn't Be A Nun (0)Knighted (1)Sixty-five (2)
Late again (0)The Baptism of Jesus (0)Clown shoes (0)
Watermelon slices (3)Family Is The Best Christmas Present (0)He spit in my drink (0)
The love that's in our hearts (0)The Loss of Adam West (1)Batman (2)
Forbidden fruit (0)Hermaphrodite (1)Everybody Needs God (2)
Jesus was the greatest hero (0)Debbie and Eddie (1)Burt (0)
You think you can do no wrong (0)Bumble Bee (0)The scream (0)
Forsaken (0)World War III on Christmas Day (1)Sweet Little Rosie (2)
God has been good to me (0)Go straight to Hell (0)Anna Nicole (2)
Naked Pictures (1)Goodbye Albert (0)Murder in the operating room (0)
This damn war (1)Womanhood (0)Blackmail (0)
Rest In Peace, Mom - Part II (0)You're beautiful just the way you are (1)Don't leave babies in your car! (0)
Striking another human being is wrong (1)Suspended animation (1)You Will Have Egg On Your Face (0)
My mortality (0)Reincarnated (3)So easy a Caveman can do it IX: Half Caveman (0)
Six months to live (0)Third degree burns (0)God's Gift of Existence (0)
Cheap! (1)I kicked Al Gore's ass (0)Tiny Tim's Christmas Carol (0)
There's No Place Like Home (0)That damn mohel! (0)Fast food lawsuit (0)
Tears (1)Yoda Stole My Soda (0)Rabies (2)
The terrible black hole (2)Boy's Death (0)There's nothing left of him (0)
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