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My Cup Of Tea (0)Please forgive me, God (1)Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part II (1)
I'm going to straighten up (1)Rest In Peace, Mom - Part III (1)Doll (0)
A 94 year old woman kicked my ass (4)I Still Miss You Terribly (1)God's eternal love (0)
Six year old barber (0)America wants to hear your voice (0)Tim Conway's Passing (0)
Money can't buy happiness (2)God rewards those who do good (1)Jehovah and Jesus (1)
Guns in churches (0)Hell hath no fury (0)Carrie Fisher (0)
Former Thanksgivings (0)The temptations of Christ (0)Broke (0)
Only God Knows (0)Buying cigarettes for a minor (1)Heart of stone (0)
Farewell Fred (1)Fifty (1)Miraculous (0)
Electrocuted by a power line (0)I should've learned french (1)No Soup For You! (2)
Wendy (2)41st birthday (3)The Worship of Animals, Plants & Other Things (1)
You're not fit to wear that badge (1)I hate guns!! (1)An Animal's Attack (1)
These damn farts (3)We should be thankful (2)Morse (1)
God Will Not Forget Me Or You (0)A spring got stuck up his ass (0)Russian Roulette (0)
PGA (2)Ricky Ricardo kicked my ass (2)I Hate The New Doctor Who (0)
Six days (0)Switching brains (0)Memorial Day (0)
You are a punk! (2)I'm Justin Sane, not just insane! (3)Your grave was slowly being dug (0)
Crosby Park (0)That's gotta hurt! (1)The Babysitter (0)
The Lord Deserves Our Praise (0)I went to the Moon (3)Used Car Salesman (0)
Gore was cheated (0)72 (0)I wish I was a bird (0)
I'm suing the doctor who delivered me (3)I Love Jesus But I Love His Father More (2)I committed hit and run (0)
Haunted House (1)We're all in a sinking boat (0)I'll Be Sent Straight To Hell (0)
The wrong finger (1)Delgado's death (0)My New Dog (0)
Soulmate (0)Heather III (0)God is wonderful (1)
Goodbye Sherman Hemsley (1)Two-Face Bernie (0)Snuff (0)
So easy a caveman can do it (2)Juvenile Child (0)Knighted (1)
I don't sell beer to minors (1)Clown shoes (0)Mom Thought I Would Be A Girl (0)
My guilt (0)Elvis really is dead (1)A Doctor's Revenge (0)
My big buddy (0)It tore my heart out (0)Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part 2 (1)
Jesus was the greatest hero (0)Tim McCravey, U.S.M.C. (0)You think you can do no wrong (0)
Red (0)George (1)Jimmy (0)
Jehovah Is Our Friend (0)World War III on Christmas Day (1)R.I.P., Russell (0)
God has been good to me (0)Time Sure Does Fly (0)Faith in the Lord (1)
Jim Varney (0)There Will Be World Peace (2)Goodbye Albert (0)
I dream that Mom is still alive (0)This damn war (1)The Late Steve Cash II (0)
I can't smile (0)Are VCRs extinct? (2)Bernie Sanders (0)
You're beautiful just the way you are (1)Happy Birthday, Mom Part 2 (1)Striking another human being is wrong (1)
A Broken Friendship (0)Trial By Fire (0)Road hog (0)
You seduced your student (0)I Got A Rock (0)So easy a Caveman can do it IX: Half Caveman (0)
If I can't have you, nobody can (0)Cheap! (1)A 2nd Poem About Robert Vaughn (0)
Tea & A (0)Father and son (0)Goodbye, MR. Baer (0)
He spit in my drink (0)Rest in peace, Mom (3)Batman (2)
Ask Not What God Can Do For You (0)Say it, not spray it (1)Revenge From Beyond The Grave (0)
Rabies (2)Coy and Vance (2)There's nothing left of him (0)
Dad Ceased To Be Alive (1)My heart is as black as coal (1)You cheated on my brother (0)
The Thirteenth Day Of July (0)Strong Faith (0)You don't need money to be rich (1)
Begala's insult (0)John Wayne Brown III (0)The hitchhiker (0)
Old video game systems (3)Grace (0)High on God (0)
Tank (0)Estelle Getty (1)Coronavirus Prevention (1)
I'm doomed to be in misery (0)Killed over bubblegum (1)I'm An Eleven Year Old Adult (0)
Rich snob (2)Accidental Death (0)Pat Hingle (1)
The Last Day Of The Year (1)I'll send you straight to Hell (1)James Brown (2)
Greek Mail Order Bride (0)That Damn Wimpy! (1)If everybody would adopt a pet (1)
Symbol of love (0)Let's Give God A Holiday (0)Pretty damn old (4)
No more nature!! (0)Santa is Stuck (1)I am Pac-Man (2)
Judge, jury and executioner (1)That damn mohel! (0)Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part IV (0)
A sore loser (0)Dad's demise (0)A 2nd Poem about James Best (0)
The Wright Brothers Curse (2)A monster who ceased to be a man (3)If you want to succeed (1)
Politically Correct Freak (0)Perseverance (0)I'm Ted Bundy's son (0)
High School Graduate (1)Leslie Nielsen's Death (2)I have much less to be thankful for (1)
You're on the run (0)Smoke Free (0)Color blind (2)
I'm Spider-man (0)I Won't Congratulate You (0)That damn quarter! (0)
Over the Moon (0)Cuckoo for cocoa puffs (4)At Midnight Tonight (0)
2007 comes to an end (1)Barry (0)Satan Rules The World (1)
Goodbye Gough (1)Don't text and drive (1)A train flattened my wiener (2)
My Baby Doll - Part II (0)Rape is wrong (0)Jennings (1)
Andy (1)Polite Bank Robber (0)King of Pop (2)
Amputee (1)Villechaize (0)When God Forgives, He Forgets (0)
I'm eating crow (0)He fell to his death (0)I Can't Stop The Bleeding (0)
Stupid and rude (2)Prerequisite: Murder (0)Valentine (0)
Turn Enemies Into Friends (0)Yuck! (1)You said he should've let you die (0)
An emptiness in my soul (1)Pepe Le Pew raped my cat (1)Goodbye Charles Strange (0)
I'll put her on a pedestal (0)Those damn pigs feet (2)Palpatine The Emperor (1)
Porno movies (2)Madeline (2)Holy crap (0)
Springtime (0)Socks (2)Nothing can bring them back (0)
God Is Our Hero (1)Stupid Guard Dog (1)Chihuahua - Part III (0)
Bob Hope (0)Red II (0)The apple of God's eye (1)
How to get dumped (0)The Darn Sun (0)You spat in my face (1)
I tried to skip out (1)Racist people are going to vote for Obama (0)Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VIII (0)
Rejection (0)Building a bride (0)A taste for booze (1)
Please don't hit me again (0)Yard Sale (0)Daniel Boone (2)
Twenty-Eight (0)I'm Eric Cartman's father (0)Our vows meant nothing to her (1)
Those Damn Wet Bandits! (0)Large breasts (4)I felt a lump (1)
The day the little boy drowned (0)God Listens (1)So easy a caveman can do it Part 3 (0)
Virgin (2)My Son Didn't Die In Vain (0)Rick and Vernie's Wedding (1)
Frog (0)The Big 7-0 (1)Egged (0)
I robbed a liquor store (0)The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me (0)I married my sister (4)
Peter Cushing (0)My wife is an alien (0)The Death of Chad Sheets (0)
Life is short (0)You're a dirty rat (0)Two Years With Agnes (1)
The end of 2010 (0)How do you spell beautiful woman? (2)Obama did it! (1)
An Entire Nation Still Mourns (0)Everybody deserves a second chance (0)That's not rape (0)
Potty Mouth Preachers (0)Saving Vernie's life (0)Cop without a gun (0)
Jerry Reed (1)Father's Day (0)I shot my dog (0)
I'll make you pay the price (1)Jonah and The Ninevites (0)How will I tell my children? (1)
Heather II (1)God wants us to be happy (1)Denial of Jesus (0)
Flat foot (1)You hit the sauce and the floor (0)Crime Doesn't Pay (0)
Nazi Bastard (0)Stanley and Dad (2)Butterfly (1)
The Bible Is a How-To Book (0)Elmer Fudd shot me (0)I loathed that Saint Bernard (1)
Two Years Ago (2)Wedding gown (1)Goodbye George Jones (2)
Nascar driver (2)King Solomon's Wisdom (0)Voting is a privilege (0)
Happy Birthday, Mom (3)That poor cat (0)I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry (0)
Father-in-law (2)She murdered her parents (0)Danny (1)
Why do many people wait until December 24? (0)No justice in the world (1)That damn Trix Rabbit (0)
My Cousin's Choice (0)Life isn't always fair (1)Freak (1)
The Kingdom Hall (0)100 (5)DOOM (0)
Wal-mart's blunder (1)The Eighth Mother's Day (0)Sam Kinison (1)
Farewell Jack Palance (1)From Sinner To Saint (0)Free tooth extractions (1)
Goodbye Garner (2)Martin Luther King Junior (0)Hitler Is In Suspended Animation (0)
Gifts From God (0)Pay for your own repairs! (1)She poured my beers down the drain (1)
Dick Tracy (0)So easy a Caveman can do it VII: Scientific study (0)The woman of my dreams (2)
Cain and Abel (0)Thanks God (0)Let go of your hate (0)
Son of a bitch (1)2014 (0)My baby chick (0)
The scar on my soul (0)A cop's revenge (0)Happy Birthday, Mom - Part V (0)
The bomb (0)Your Boyfriend Isn't What He Seems (0)Cat (4)
I'm Rosco P. Coltrane (2)Taxi driver (0)Solo Is a Flop (0)
Shotgun wedding (0)Biggest mouth in the south (2)Daddy's Little Princess (1)
Keep medicines away from your children (0)Merry Christmas, Mom (1)Sick twisted revenge (0)
The Red Dots On His Face (0)Guitar Hero III:Legends of Rock (0)A bird shit in my hair (2)
What I'm Thankful For (0)Landon (0)Einstein (0)
Eddie Murphy messed me up (2)The Loss Of Swift (1)Malcolm in the Middle (0)
I want more caviar (0)Kaye (0)What Jesus Has Always Wanted (0)
Eternal love (2)You'll be sorry if you steal my Ferrari (0)Roseanne (0)
Trump Should Keep Fighting (2)Keep your eyes on the damn road! (0)The plight of 3RD world country children (0)
Barnaby Jones (0)Goodbye Mollie (0)My new cat (1)
I voted against Phil Bredesen Part 2 (1)Resist The Temptation (0)I slept with Daffy Duck (5)
Give life a chance (1)Stacy - Part II (0)Let's pray for Gary Coleman (1)
I'm calling you phat, not fat (1)That damn clown! (1)What A Wonderful Mother (0)
I snapped (1)4 A.M. (0)Children Should Not Go With Strangers (0)
You damn bullies (2)Tarantula (3)A load of bull (0)
Pink Rabbit (1)Garfield (2)A sad and tragic death (0)
That Crook Stole My Stolen Money (0)Day of thanks (0)Tragic (2)
April 29, 1988 (0)Why I Convinced My Daughter To Sue (0)Drag racing (0)
God will make you pay (0)The Great Teacher (1)I kicked Bill Clinton's ass (0)
Mother Nature is wonderful (0)Ida (1)Donkey Kong Country (0)
How was God created? (2)Goodbye Gwynne (0)God Can Take Away Your Pain (0)
Brotherly Betrayal (1)Pertwee's Peril (0)Martin Balsam (0)
Gospel Music (0)Homeless and alone (0)Sore loser (0)
Anger in my soul (1)The Great Depression (0)The death of David Carradine (2)
You'd better return those pets (0)When a man walks with Jesus (0)Apple pie (0)
New Coke (1)The Broken Hearts Of Two Tykes (0)I killed my son (2)
Jesus is with me (2)Burger (0)The Importance of Saying Grace (0)
Your days of abusing him are going to stop (0)I slept with my brother's wife (2)Minnis Downhome Pharmacy (4)
Saint Patrick's Day (0)Things To Be Thankful For (0)Crucified (1)
Coma (0)Columbo Isn't On The Case (1)G-O-D (4)
Together in paradise (1)Bush (1)Rest in Peace, Mom - Part IV (0)
I blew his brains out (0)Five star restaurant (0)1948 (0)
Puppy the Chihuahua (3)Am I a killer? (0)Frozen tongue (1)
The Death Of Robert Forster (0)Nintendo's rainchecks (0)Spiked (0)
Mister Rickman (0)Scarecrow (0)Bob (0)
Bernie Mac (1)The Loss of Lena (0)Jesus was the greatest man who ever lived (1)
Sacrifice (1)Are You Prepared? (0)George Lindsey (1)
Abraham and Isaac (1)God is wise (1)Sage Stallone (0)
Religion Is Dying (1)He should've hired a professional (0)I killed a teenage boy (0)
Heather IV: The Pricking Of A Thorn (2)I work for the IRS (2)The death of Bigfoot (1)
Black rights (0)Going To Church On Christmas Day (0)Shut the damn door! (1)
My Grandpa (2)My Giraffe Neck (0)You owe me $5000 (2)
Bad behavior (0)As Ugly As A Wicked Witch (1)COPS (0)
We're the Daleks (2)Put on a damn blouse! (1)The Late Stan Lee (0)
You weren't delivered by a stork! (0)I committed murder (0)Forty-Four Years Ago (0)
Bell (0)Tommy Morrison (0)He looka like a man (0)
One of The Greatest Dogs On The Planet (0)If Eve hadn't ate that apple (2)Obi-Wan has taught you well (0)
Jehovah God Is Real (1)Chef Boyardee (3)The Deadly Supper (0)
Hillary wants Obama to win (0)Paying Tribute (0)I just pulled the plug (0)
Farewell MR.Ainley (0)I Am Proud To Applaud God (1)Prince (0)
Papaw's Passing (0)I wish I could call God (3)It Won't Be Your Way Or The Highway (0)
Jesus and The Blind Man (1)I'm at the end of my rope (0)McGavin (0)
Sociopathic Father (0)So easy a Caveman can do it X: The Final Sequel (1)Murderous mother (1)
Monster (0)Merry Christmas, Mom - Part IV (0)He took a toke (3)
Go take a hike (0)Cold Turkey (0)Earl (0)
Christ's resurrection (3)Fragile (0)Stacy III (0)
The leaves are falling from the trees (1)She Was Sent To The Chair (0)You're no lady (3)
Dad's Death (4)When the sun rises (0)Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VI (0)
Rocky VII (0)A child's attack (0)The Greatest Jewish Man (1)
Honor thy Parents (1)I shouldn't have gone scuba diving (1)Kentucky's voting day (0)
Smoke Free - Part II (0)Turned away (0)Don Adams (0)
Nothing Will Stop Me From Loving Jehovah (1)Schiavelli (1)Mom hated Wednesdays (1)
Jesus came to my house (0)Happy Birthday, Talia (0)Driving over a cliff (0)
Child killer (1)I'm A Rich Man (0)An eye for an eye (1)
The ultimate sacrifice (1)Sanford and Son (1)My Baby Doll - Part III (1)
F (0)Stone cold heart (0)I Killed A Gangster (0)
So easy a Caveman can do it IV (0)Life jackets (1)220 volt shock (0)
Remember Jesus (0)That dreaded call (0)Those darn Ebayers!! (2)
XBOX None (0)I hate tattoos on breasts (4)On the run (0)
School isn't something that I'd repeat (1)Roger Moore (1)He burned my bacon (0)
Christopher Reeve (0)Charlotte (0)Everybody loved Tom Bosley (5)
I'm not a horse! (3)Neglectful father (0)Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part V (0)
Deer hunting (2)I'm a little person (0)Number One (0)
God should be adored (1)Sneedville, Tennessee (2)Gas prices (0)
The Late Ted Cassidy (0)Illegal alien (0)That damn principal (0)
The Flaming Sword (1)The late James Arness (3)I should've learned CPR (0)
Elevator shaft (1)Prohibition In The USA (0)Vengeful spirit (0)
May 28, 1990 (0)How Do You Spell Wonderful Human Being? (0)Giving thanks (2)
Brutal Slayings (0)United Negro College Fund (1)Saint Agnes (0)
Very hairy lady (0)Molested by a dolphin (2)Eight feet tall man (2)
Bankrupt (0)Ed McMahon (1)The man who walked on the moon (2)
She's in labor (1)Priceless In The Eyes Of God (0)The bridge (0)
Thank God (0)Electricity Is Taken For Granted (0)You give loneliness a good name (3)
I was hated because Mother died in childbirth (1)Seventy-eights (0)If You Haven't Been Saved (0)
The remote (1)Old women make me horny (2)Quintuplets (2)
Betty Lou (3)This damn television (1)Thanking God For Each Day That We Live (0)
Statutory rape (0)He grabbed her hooters (1)Christopher Lee (1)
Fists of fury (3)Git (2)Returning food (1)
Bill Maynard (0)My dentist's revenge (0)Ambulance sirens (0)
Jehovah's Love (1)Suicide in Wal-mart (1)Morristown Hamblen Healthcare (1)
I had to pay with my life (1)Arthenia's Birthday (0)I saved Christmas (1)
That pounding (0)He Said No To Fellatio (0)My poor Scully (1)
Amazing Forgiveness (0)Today is the day to be thankful (1)The 7th Anniversary (0)
OUCH! (1)Half a worm (1)The new vasectomy (1)
Bonnie and Clyde (1)World's biggest player (1)Santa Fe (1)
God's Glorious Government (0)I voted against Phil Bredesen (0)Addicted to gambling (0)
One Lucky Man (1)She has a wiener (3)We need four candidates (0)
I'm being murdered (1)Robert Vaughn III (0)CIA (2)
Racist (0)God Wanted You (0)Sucking that cow's teats (1)
Precious Plum (0)Perverts (0)Please don't put me to sleep (1)
Spending Spree (0)Without God (1)The homeless are not bums! (1)
Womanizer (3)The Ending of 2018 (0)It's too late (0)
The Train (0)God Is A Scientist (2)Big nose (0)
Mom loved God (1)It's not Karma, it's God (3)I Love The Autumn (0)
Donkey Kong Junior (0)Five finger discount (1)A Preacher's Prayer (0)
I'm going to tear your clothes off (3)A final poem about Anthony Ainley (0)Democrat (1)
Drinking Rubbing Alcohol (0)Got milk? (1)Perkins (0)
Overboard (1)I will not give up! (2)Goodbye Robin Williams - Part II (1)
No more grits! (1)Paul and Silas's Imprisonment (0)Tortured (1)
Picking up women (2)I Wish Your Death Was Just A Dream (0)Pull the trigger (0)
A 2nd poem about Roger Williams (0)He shot his daughter (1)Only God Deserves To Be Idolized (0)
Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor (2)Human generator (2)I killed the people who built the Batcave (0)
Hell damnation (0)Donkey Kong (1)Suck my balls (1)
Tragic Magic (0)Poor Precious (0)Silver Star (1)
Tossed my cookies (0)PRAISE THE LORD! (1)Robert Goulet (1)
Farley Forever (1)Michael The Archangel (1)God loves animals (1)
Chihuahua - Part II (1)Miserable little brat (0)Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VII (0)
Thank you, God (3)My cat (1)Each Day That We Have Is Precious (0)
Filicide (1)The light of my life (0)Little red riding hood (1)
Jerry Stiller (0)To err is human (0)Death sentence (0)
Elijah, The Prophet (0)Hippocratic Oath (0)Knocking on Death's Door (2)
Barack Obama makes history (0)Sweetie Pie - Part II (2)Two Decades Without Jon Pertwee (0)
I've paid for those beatings I gave you (1)The love of my life is gone forever (0)Nobody Blackmails Me! (0)
So easy a Caveman can do it VIII: Taxi Driver (0)Decapitated father (2)Burned to the ground (0)
Mom's Last Thanksgiving (0)Butter and eggs (1)Floyd the barber (1)
Goodbye MR. Robbins (0)I have a nail up my ass (1)I need inner peace (2)
Buster was the best (2)4th (1)What women want (1)
A World With No Breasts (0)We all love babies (1)We're the Duke boys (3)
This isn't a library (0)Return or Burn (0)Buckingham palace (0)
I wish I was a robot (1)This Airplane Is Going Down (0)Gift from God (0)
Tightwad (2)Handicapped (0)John Brown's Drug Use (0)
The stray (2)Larry Fine (0)Please Don't Kill (0)
You treat your wife like a dog (1)If Mom became an angel (0)Life without my son (0)
Deadly Aneurysm (0)You might as well have cut her heart out (1)Thunder and lightning (0)
I hate Christmas (0)I Will Not Vote For Hillary (1)Ebenezer Scrooge (0)
I will not kill those two (1)Wimpy drinks (1)Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VIII (1)
Princess Diana (0)Liars! (1)Mom's Reward (0)
Boy (1)Back from the dead (4)Bluto VS. Popeye (0)
Throwing Away Bibles (0)Antique refrigerator (1)Erin Moran and Stephanie Weir kicked my ass (1)
You're Fired! (0)Goodbye Gary (2)New Year's Resolutions (1)
Candy bar (0)Farewell Jane (1)Why do people think I'm dumb? (0)
Memories of the past (0)The Gout (0)Jesus was a family man (0)
I'm Boss Hogg (3)I believe in you (2)Ina Mae (0)
Every moment should be treasured (1)The scholar (1)Cheating In The Old West (0)
Ladder to Heaven (0)Playstation 4 (0)You took a dump in my pool (1)
Mom's Generosity (0)Nintendo Wii Part 2 (0)Crybaby (0)
The Importance Of Saying Thank You (1)I owe God (0)Jack Benny (0)
Shave your damn legs! (4)Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VII (0)Hot dogs with chili (1)
The bitterness of life (1)Turn Away From Sin And Turn To Jehovah (0)Halloween Monster (1)
Adam's Apple (2)Paul Benedict (1)55th Wedding Anniversary (0)
You'd better stop stealing! (0)Johnny Cash (1)Nutcracker (1)
Tragic Irony (0)Carl (4)Never reimbursed (1)
My life is flashing before my eyes (0)Undeserved Kindness (0)Get off the damn phone! (0)
My wife is a vegetarian (4)Hustled (1)Intoxicated driving (1)
Aborted baby (0)Black customers (0)If More Children Went To Church (0)
Wedding dress (1)So easy a caveman can do it Part 2 (2)Goodbye Stephen (2)
To suffer and bleed in Iraq (0)Merry Christmas, Mom - Part V: The Last Christmas (0)Keep them coming (1)
Cousins in love (0)Colonoscopy (1)Fired for having large breasts (1)
Smart and stupid (0)Faith and prayers (0)Deadly Magical Power (0)
Jesus (1)Lost (0)We Must Get On God's Good Side (0)
God hates adultery. (1)Tammy (0)Batgirl raped me (4)
Halloween Delinquents (0)God's masterpieces (2)I am man, hear me roar! (1)
You Think You're Not Good Enough For Her (0)Half a man (1)The woman of my dreams (0)
We live better under democrats (2)Agnes, my Chihuahua (0)God is number one (0)
Four eyes (2)We Can Have What Satan Can't (0)I wouldn't take a dive (0)
Salt of the Earth (1)The American way (0)Frank Cady (1)
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part IV: Precious As A Flower (1)KFC (0)You touched me down there (0)
Felicity Undead (2)Connie Hines (0)The Craigslist Killer (1)
The little boy's pet (0)The Late Carrie Fisher (0)I ate that roach (2)
Revenge of the Zombie (2)You lousy Pigs! (0)Serial killer (1)
Radiator hose (0)I Want A Beer (0)Preaching against a sponge (2)
Chihuahua (4)Polly wants your mama's sweet ass (4)Black Friday At The Hospital (0)
I kissed another girl (0)Cat the Bounty Hunter (1)Goodbye, Yvonne Craig (0)
A new law in Tennessee (3)Ankle Bracelet (0)Korman (2)
My Name Is Horace (0)If Jesus was here (1)That damn dog (0)
When Mom Is Resurrected (0)Taking candy from a baby (3)God helps those who help themselves (1)
Bush has ran this country into the ground (1)If He Would've Had The Courage (0)Transvestite (1)
Goodbye Gleason (0)Why it's so important not to steal (2)Titanic (1)
Doomed to go to Hell (0)I wouldn't have thrown a shoe at Bush (1)Forty Years Of Playing Video Games (0)
Solomon's Sin (3)I love rattlesnake (0)Child beater (2)
The Flying Nun Flies No More (0)I can't spare a square (1)Alex Karras (0)
Dear John (0)Ruth and Boaz (0)Service without a smile (0)
Bixby (2)If you were still here (0)Gene Barry (2)
She looks like Moe! (5)Mississippi's Voting Day (1)Orville Redenbacher (1)
Jesus will enrich your life (0)The very talented Moe (0)Shirley Temple (0)
You pulled a gun on a boy (1)Second grade teacher (3)Stop laughing at me (1)
Arthenia (0)Halloween (1)I'm not bigfoot! (0)
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part III (1)God and Superman have one thing in common (0)Good Riddance, 2013 (1)
A1 yeah, it's that important (3)Rebecca Schaeffer (0)That damn beard! (1)
You killed my son's cat (1)Merry Christmas, Mom - Part 3 (0)Murdered for eating a popsicle (1)
Dad was a fisherman (0)Corporal Capeman (0)The Late Steve Cash (0)
Sometimes I feel like screaming (0)Pryor (1)Families Who Pray Together (0)
Eternity in Hell (2)A broken heart that couldn't be mended (0)Leggo my Eggo (0)
I Didn't Watch The Inauguration (0)Only a monster could do that (3)Don Knotts (2)
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