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An eye for an eye (1)Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part 2 (1)Sanford and Son (1)
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Penny in the fusebox (1)I hate tattoos on breasts (4)I dream that Mom is still alive (0)
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Bernie Sanders (0)Orphans money (0)You're no lady (3)
Happy Birthday, Mom Part 2 (1)When the sun rises (0)A 2nd Poem About Robert Vaughn (0)
Uglier than sin (1)Ferguson (1)Honor thy Parents (1)
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Schiavelli (1)Dad Ceased To Be Alive (1)Judge, jury and executioner (1)
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I puked on George Bush (2)God should be adored (1)Greek Mail Order Bride (0)
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That damn two cents! (1)Here's Johnny! (1)The late James Arness (3)
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He's a nut (2)I have a nail up my ass (1)Cop without a gun (0)
Buster was the best (2)Denial of Jesus (0)My wife is a hooker (1)
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Heather II (1)Tossed my cookies (0)The Bible Is a How-To Book (0)
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Stanley and Dad (2)Bulimia (0)2014 (0)
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You treat your wife like a dog (1)I'm calling you phat, not fat (1)Doll (0)
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Paul Benedict (1)I'm Rosco P. Coltrane (2)Money can't buy happiness (2)
God rewards those who do good (1)Nutcracker (1)Daddy's Little Princess (1)
Carl (4)Merry Christmas, Mom (1)My life is flashing before my eyes (0)
The temptations of Christ (0)Broke (0)What I'm Thankful For (0)
Intoxicated driving (1)Einstein (0)Black customers (0)
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Resist The Temptation (0)You're not fit to wear that badge (1)I hate guns!! (1)
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What A Wonderful Mother (0)My new cat (1)A spring got stuck up his ass (0)
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Shave your damn legs! (4)Solo Is a Flop (0)Six days (0)
Switching brains (0)Half a man (1)Children Should Not Go With Strangers (0)
We live better under democrats (2)Why I Convinced My Daughter To Sue (0)Tarantula (3)
That's gotta hurt! (1)The Babysitter (0)I wouldn't take a dive (0)
That Crook Stole My Stolen Money (0)The American way (0)Tragic (2)
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When a man walks with Jesus (0)Snuff (0)So easy a caveman can do it (2)
Fired for having large breasts (1)The Great Depression (0)Faith and prayers (0)
The Importance of Saying Grace (0)You'd better return those pets (0)My guilt (0)
Elvis really is dead (1)God hates adultery. (1)The Broken Hearts Of Two Tykes (0)
Batgirl raped me (4)Pink Rabbit (1)Jesus is with me (2)
It tore my heart out (0)Taking candy from a baby (3)My Giraffe Neck (0)
Bush has ran this country into the ground (1)Rest in Peace, Mom - Part IV (0)Minnis Downhome Pharmacy (4)
George (1)Jimmy (0)Titanic (1)
Columbo Isn't On The Case (1)I wouldn't have thrown a shoe at Bush (1)Together in paradise (1)
Faith in the Lord (1)Jim Varney (0)1948 (0)
I can't spare a square (1)Am I a killer? (0)Dear John (0)
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Gene Barry (2)Bob (0)Mississippi's Voting Day (1)
Religion Is Dying (1)Road hog (0)Are You Prepared? (0)
You seduced your student (0)Preaching against a sponge (2)Abraham and Isaac (1)
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The death of Bigfoot (1)Say it, not spray it (1)Cold Turkey (0)
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As Ugly As A Wicked Witch (1)Leggo my Eggo (0)We're the Daleks (2)
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So easy a Caveman can do it V (0)Tommy Morrison (0)Vegetarian (2)
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I only eat dog food (0)The Deadly Supper (0)Maximum security prison (0)
Jesus and The Blind Man (1)I'll send you straight to Hell (1)I Am Proud To Applaud God (1)
James Brown (2)You pulled a gun on a boy (1)Papaw's Passing (0)
Stop laughing at me (1)Merry Christmas, Mom - Part IV (0)Pretty damn old (4)
No more nature!! (0)God and Superman have one thing in common (0)Sociopathic Father (0)
A1 yeah, it's that important (3)Stacy III (0)Murderous mother (1)
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2007 comes to an end (1)Barry (0)Nothing Will Stop Me From Loving Jehovah (1)
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Roger Moore (1)Life jackets (1)Yuck! (1)
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I'm not a horse! (3)Socks (2)Nothing can bring them back (0)
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Sneedville, Tennessee (2)The apple of God's eye (1)How to get dumped (0)
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You are too young to get married (0)Rejection (0)How Do You Spell Wonderful Human Being? (0)
Building a bride (0)Shoplifting (1)Brutal Slayings (0)
You only live once (3)Priceless In The Eyes Of God (0)I'm Eric Cartman's father (0)
Our vows meant nothing to her (1)Help your fellow man (2)Bankrupt (0)
On the run (0)If You Haven't Been Saved (0)The man who walked on the moon (2)
So easy a caveman can do it Part 3 (0)Virgin (2)Nicholas Courtney (0)
Electricity Is Taken For Granted (0)Silver lining (1)Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part V (0)
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Bill Maynard (0)Betty Lou (3)Life is short (0)
You're a dirty rat (0)Deadly fall (0)Christopher Lee (1)
There's only one God (3)Git (2)Everybody deserves a second chance (0)
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Flat foot (1)You hit the sauce and the floor (0)The Bible (3)
Bonnie and Clyde (1)Ex-best friends (0)Robert Vaughn III (0)
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The big 4-O (4)I killed the people who built the Batcave (0)McCain only cares about the rich (1)
The Ending of 2018 (0)Donkey Kong (1)Father-in-law (2)
She murdered her parents (0)The punishment doesn't fit the crime (1)Spending Spree (0)
Racist on election day (0)The homeless are not bums! (1)Life isn't always fair (1)
Freak (1)God Is A Scientist (2)This poem is for teenagers (3)
Mom loved God (1)Seed (0)Sam Kinison (1)
A Preacher's Prayer (0)Farewell Jack Palance (1)I took a life (0)
A final poem about Anthony Ainley (0)44 magnum (0)Paul and Silas's Imprisonment (0)
Pay for your own repairs! (1)Overboard (1)She poured my beers down the drain (1)
Paradox (2)Goodbye Robin Williams - Part II (1)Burned alive (0)
Only God Deserves To Be Idolized (0)Let go of your hate (0)Son of a bitch (1)
Frankenstein's Monster (1)I Wish Your Death Was Just A Dream (0)Stratford Johns (0)
Precious Plum (0)A 2nd poem about Roger Williams (0)The bomb (0)
Goodbye MR. Robbins (0)George Washington (1)PRAISE THE LORD! (1)
I need inner peace (2)Shotgun wedding (0)Biggest mouth in the south (2)
A Christmas Miracle (1)Tragic Magic (0)My wife is a slut (2)
Silver Star (1)Guitar Hero III:Legends of Rock (0)A bird shit in my hair (2)
Michael The Archangel (1)Traitor! (0)Chihuahua - Part II (1)
Ex-producer (2)Malcolm in the Middle (0)I want more caviar (0)
Each Day That We Have Is Precious (0)Kaye (0)I'm a killer (1)
The light of my life (0)I don't need a babysitter! (1)Two Decades Without Jon Pertwee (0)
Keep your eyes on the damn road! (0)Elijah, The Prophet (0)The plight of 3RD world country children (0)
Broderick Crawford (2)Knocking on Death's Door (2)Brother (0)
Mom's Last Thanksgiving (0)I slept with Daffy Duck (5)Give life a chance (1)
Instead of adoring Santa Claus (2)Nobody Blackmails Me! (0)The Lone Ranger (0)
4th (1)Decapitated father (2)I snapped (1)
4 A.M. (0)235 years of independence (0)Return or Burn (0)
New Year's Resolutions (1)Garfield (2)A sad and tragic death (0)
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Friends without benefits (1)This Airplane Is Going Down (0)Anne Ramsey (0)
Tightwad (2)Dialysis (2)How was God created? (2)
Goodbye Gwynne (0)Please Don't Kill (0)Corey Haim (2)
If Mom became an angel (0)Scheider (1)Homeless and alone (0)
I Will Not Vote For Hillary (1)Sore loser (0)Tomorrow may never come (1)
I will not kill those two (1)You are my flesh and blood (0)Throwing Away Bibles (0)
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Mom's Reward (0)America wants to hear your voice 'Revised Edition' (0)Farewell Jane (1)
Back from the dead (4)Your days of abusing him are going to stop (0)I slept with my brother's wife (2)
Melvin (0)You're Fired! (0)I gave you a twenty (0)
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Pillar of salt (2)Cheating In The Old West (0)God's promise (0)
Playstation 4 (0)Nintendo's rainchecks (0)Spiked (0)
The Importance Of Saying Thank You (1)Cruel twist of fate (0)Jack Benny (0)
I like black people (1)Jesus was the greatest man who ever lived (1)Turn Away From Sin And Turn To Jehovah (0)
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The cable is out again (1)Undeserved Kindness (0)He should've hired a professional (0)
I killed a teenage boy (0)This noose around my neck (0)Tragic Irony (0)
Blunderdog (1)If More Children Went To Church (0)Never reimbursed (1)
Shut the damn door! (1)My Grandpa (2)PMS (2)
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Aborted baby (0)Bad behavior (0)I hate MRS. Oleson (0)
You lousy Pigs! (0)Woody (1)Deadly Magical Power (0)
Goodbye Stephen (2)You weren't delivered by a stork! (0)I committed murder (0)
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We Must Get On God's Good Side (0)Swiss Army Knife (0)Tammy (0)
Sixty (0)I just pulled the plug (0)You Think You're Not Good Enough For Her (0)
Farewell MR.Ainley (0)He raped my mule (1)The woman of my dreams (0)
The kitchen sink (0)Happy Birthday, Mom - Part IV: Precious As A Flower (1)I'm at the end of my rope (0)
We Can Have What Satan Can't (0)McGavin (0)Men of Science (3)
Salt of the Earth (1)Sculpture of Jesus (0)The Late Carrie Fisher (0)
Frank Cady (1)He took a toke (3)Go take a hike (0)
Don't flash your cash (1)Felicity Undead (2)Goodbye Michael Wisher (0)
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part V: The Last Christmas (0)The Craigslist Killer (1)The leaves are falling from the trees (1)
Christopher Reeve (0)Bye Bubba (4)If you were still here (0)
I'm not a God (1)Black Friday At The Hospital (0)She looks like Moe! (5)
Rocky VII (0)A child's attack (0)A lifetime of joy (1)
I Want A Beer (0)Brains, brains and more brains (0)Chihuahua (4)
Turned away (0)Don Adams (0)Goodbye, Yvonne Craig (0)
So easy a Caveman can do it VI (0)Ankle Bracelet (0)Buttermilk (1)
Driving over a cliff (0)When Mom Is Resurrected (0)Child killer (1)
My rotten nephew (0)God helps those who help themselves (1)Childbirth (3)
Solomon's Sin (3)F (0)Why it's so important not to steal (2)
Stone cold heart (0)Good people who feel bad (3)Doomed to go to Hell (0)
What I did was evil (1)Ruth and Boaz (0)That dreaded call (0)
Those darn Ebayers!! (2)This poem is for little girls (0)The Flying Nun Flies No More (0)
Hey, that's my pickle! (0)Orville Redenbacher (1)Alex Karras (0)
He burned my bacon (0)God is the best! (1)Arthenia (0)
You still live in my heart (0)Deer hunting (2)I'm a little person (0)
Let's pray for Charles Johnson Part 2 (1)Shirley Temple (0)Padded bra (2)
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