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My Baby Doll - Part III (1) | The Last Day Of The Year (1) | Sarah Sutton's Birthday (1) |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VIII (1) | Trump Should Keep Fighting (2) | Pray About Possible Cheating (1) |
Proof of God's Existence (0) | Saint Agnes (0) | My Baby Doll - Part II (0) |
Trump Has Covid-19 (0) | 55th Wedding Anniversary (0) | Gospel Music (0) |
Fifty (1) | The Stimulus Payments We Received (0) | The 7th Anniversary (0) |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VIII (0) | My Baby Doll (0) | Agnes, my Chihuahua (0) |
The Loss of Lena (0) | I'll Be Sent Straight To Hell (0) | Half Over (0) |
Drinking Rubbing Alcohol (0) | Father's Day (0) | John's Funeral (0) |
If He Would've Had The Courage (0) | Paying Tribute (0) | The Late Steve Cash II (0) |
Pertwee Perished (0) | Jerry Stiller (0) | The Eighth Mother's Day (0) |
Smoke Free - Part III (0) | The Late Steve Cash (0) | Happy Birthday, Talia (0) |
Coronavirus Prevention (1) | Lyle Waggoner (0) | Deadly Aneurysm (0) |
The Loss Of Swift (1) | Jim (0) | Jon Pertwee's 50th Anniversary (0) |
Prohibition In The USA (0) | At Midnight Tonight (0) | John Wayne Brown - Part IV (0) |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VII (0) | Donkey Kong Country (0) | Former Thanksgivings (0) |
Back To The Future II: 30th Anniversary (0) | Arthenia's Birthday (0) | Red II (0) |
Luigi's Mansion 3 (0) | Halloween Delinquents (0) | The Death Of Robert Forster (0) |
72 (0) | You Ruined My Birthday (0) | I Love The Autumn (0) |
An Entire Nation Still Mourns (0) | Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob (0) | My Name Is Horace (0) |
One of The Greatest Dogs On The Planet (0) | Time Sure Does Fly (0) | Elvis Presley: The Same Amount of Time (0) |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VII (0) | My Cousin's Choice (0) | One Small Step and One Giant Leap (0) |
Rebecca Schaeffer (0) | Smoke Free - Part II (0) | John Wayne Brown III (0) |
John Wayne Brown II (0) | John Brown's Drug Use (0) | The Red Dots On His Face (0) |
John Wayne Brown (0) | Jack Schwartzman (0) | The Late Ted Cassidy (0) |
Smoke Free (0) | God Bless Those Who Fought and Died (2) | Mom's Generosity (0) |
Why I Convinced My Daughter To Sue (0) | Tim Conway's Passing (0) | Mother's Day (0) |
Bill Maynard (0) | Springtime (0) | Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper (0) |
Deadly Magical Power (0) | Rest in Peace, Mom - Part IV (0) | Crosby Park (0) |
Welcome 2019 (0) | The Ending of 2018 (0) | The Death of Chad Sheets (0) |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VI (0) | Black Friday At The Hospital (0) | The Late Stan Lee (0) |
Red (0) | I Voted Against Phil Bredesen Again (0) | PRAISE THE LORD! (1) |
I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry (0) | Burt (0) | Arthenia (0) |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VI (0) | Dad Ceased To Be Alive (1) | I Wrote The Declaration of Independence (0) |
Return or Burn (0) | Solo Is a Flop (0) | Boy's Death (0) |
Why I Hope The Jehovah's Witnesses Are Wrong (0) | Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part V (0) | Politically Correct Freak (0) |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto (0) | Ina Mae (0) | Pink Rabbit (1) |
Rest In Peace, Mom - Part III (1) | Papaw's Demise (0) | Thanking God For Each Day That We Live (0) |
Goodbye Charles Strange (0) | SHAZAM! (0) | Merry Christmas, Mom - Part V: The Last Christmas (0) |
Things To Be Thankful For (0) | I Hate The New Doctor Who (0) | Count Dracula (0) |
Precious Plum (0) | The Big 7-0 (1) | Great Omnipotent Dude (0) |
Orville Redenbacher (1) | Stacy III (0) | Ask Not What God Can Do For You (0) |
Curt (0) | 4th (1) | Happy Birthday, Mom - Part V (0) |
The Loss of Adam West (1) | Goodbye Kmart (0) | Roger Moore (1) |
Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part IV (0) | Goodbye Erin Moran (0) | Farewell Jane (1) |
What A Wonderful Mother (0) | There's No Place Like Home (0) | I'll Put God First (0) |
If You Haven't Been Saved (0) | Turn Enemies Into Friends (0) | Trump's Inauguration (0) |
If More Children Went To Church (0) | The Importance of Saying Grace (0) | God Will Not Forget Me Or You (0) |
God Gets More Angry Every Day (0) | Robert Vaughn III (0) | God Listens (1) |
Goodbye Debbie (0) | The Late Carrie Fisher (0) | Going To Church On Christmas Day (0) |
Mom Thought I Would Be A Girl (0) | A 2nd Poem About Joe Webb (0) | Only God Deserves To Be Idolized (0) |
The Bible Is a How-To Book (0) | The Baptism of Jesus (0) | Ruth and Boaz (0) |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part IV (0) | A 2nd Poem About Robert Vaughn (0) | Vaughn (0) |
Mom's Last Thanksgiving (0) | Thanks God (0) | God's Gift of Existence (0) |
Jane Webb Needs Our Prayers (0) | Remember Jesus (0) | Let's Give God A Holiday (0) |
Ignoring God (0) | Throwing Away Bibles (0) | Resist The Temptation (0) |
The True Fountain of Youth (0) | The Ironic Death (0) | Priceless In The Eyes Of God (0) |
When God Forgives, He Forgets (0) | Blameless In The Eyes Of God (0) | Undeserved Kindness (0) |
When a man walks with Jesus (0) | The Worship of Animals, Plants & Other Things (1) | Goodbye Kenny Baker (0) |
God's Glorious Government (0) | Twenty-Eight (0) | Satan Is Working Overtime (0) |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part IV: Precious As A Flower (1) | Religion Is Dying (1) | Two-Face Bernie (0) |
If I Was A Celebrity (0) | Paul and Silas's Imprisonment (0) | Denial of Jesus (0) |
Moses's Punishment (0) | Solomon's Sin (3) | Jesus and The Blind Man (1) |
Trial By Fire (0) | I Took The Bullet (0) | Two Decades Without Jon Pertwee (0) |
Gifts From God (0) | You Will Have Egg On Your Face (0) | We Can Have What Satan Can't (0) |
Are You Prepared? (0) | My New Dog (0) | Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part III (0) |
Overboard (1) | Jonah and The Ninevites (0) | The Ransom (0) |
Why it's so important not to steal (2) | I Am Proud To Applaud God (1) | Bernie Sanders (0) |
I'll Kick Your Butt If You Pinch Me (0) | Elijah, The Prophet (0) | From Sinner To Saint (0) |
Rest In Peace, Mom - Part II (0) | Families Who Pray Together (0) | I'm A Rich Man (0) |
I'm An Eleven Year Old Adult (0) | I Don't Trust Hillary Clinton (1) | I Will Not Vote For Hillary (1) |
What Jesus Has Always Wanted (0) | God's Tolerance (0) | Satan's Failure (0) |
How Do You Spell Wonderful Human Being? (0) | Satan Rules The World (1) | Every Day Is A Good Day Because I Have God (0) |
Turn Away From Sin And Turn To Jehovah (0) | God Can Take Away Your Pain (0) | Only God Knows (0) |
God Can Give Peace Of Mind (0) | He Said No To Fellatio (0) | The Darn Sun (0) |
You Won't Have Relations In My House (0) | You Think You're Not Good Enough For Her (0) | Mister Rickman (0) |
I Love Jesus But I Love His Father More (2) | When Cruelty And Suffering Occur, It Isn't God's Will (1) | A Preacher's Prayer (0) |
Potty Mouth Preachers (0) | Worshipping Idols (0) | When Mom Is Resurrected (0) |
Jehovah God Is Real (1) | There Will Be World Peace (2) | Proof Of God's Name (1) |
Each Day That We Have Is Precious (0) | The Kingdom Hall (0) | Naked Pictures (1) |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part 3 (0) | Nothing Will Stop Me From Loving Jehovah (1) | Grace (0) |
Jehovah Killed The Alien Invaders (0) | Please Don't Kill (0) | What I'm Thankful For (0) |
Our Future Paradise (0) | Jesus Doesn't Want Us To Retaliate (0) | The Flaming Sword (1) |
I Won't Congratulate You (0) | The Importance Of Telling The Truth (1) | The Importance Of Saying Thank You (1) |
The Great Teacher (1) | Jehovah and Jesus (1) | God's Ten Commandments (2) |
Jehovah's Love (1) | God Is Our Hero (1) | Praise Jehovah (1) |
We Must Get On God's Good Side (0) | 1948 (0) | The Lord Deserves Our Praise (0) |
Mom's Heart (0) | God Is A Scientist (2) | Two Years With Agnes (1) |
Ten Reasons Why I Love God (0) | Goodbye, Yvonne Craig (0) | Forty-Four Years Ago (0) |
Jehovah Is Our Friend (0) | The Great Jehovah (1) | Michael The Archangel (1) |
Danny (1) | Forsaken (0) | Happy Birthday, Mom - Part III (1) |
The Greatest Jewish Man (1) | The Thirteenth Day Of July (0) | The Best Thing That Money Is Good For (1) |
This Airplane Is Going Down (0) | Daddy's Little Princess (1) | I Can't Believe In Darwin's Theory (1) |
Dutch Treat (1) | Number One (0) | High School Graduate (1) |
Vengeance Of God (1) | Cheating In The Old West (0) | That Crook Stole My Stolen Money (0) |
I Still Miss You Terribly (1) | Jar Jar Binks (0) | Christopher Lee (1) |
Palpatine The Emperor (1) | Everywhere I Go (1) | Colonoscopy (1) |
Columbo Isn't On The Case (1) | Memorial Day (0) | I Was Forced To Take His Life (1) |
Spending Spree (0) | The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me (0) | An Eye For An Eye (0) |
I Want A Beer (0) | As Ugly As A Wicked Witch (1) | Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part 2 (1) |
$50,000,000 Bucks (0) | Tragic Magic (0) | King Solomon's Wisdom (0) |
Everybody Needs God (2) | Shirley Temple (0) | She Was Sent To The Chair (0) |
Revenge From Beyond The Grave (0) | James Best - Part 3 (0) | A World With No Breasts (0) |
Your Boyfriend Isn't What He Seems (0) | Yoda Stole My Soda (0) | My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt (1) |
Charlotte (0) | A 2nd Poem about James Best (0) | Goodbye, James Best (0) |
The Gout (0) | Children Should Not Go With Strangers (0) | My Cup Of Tea (0) |
America's Most Famous Tomboy (0) | God Wanted You (0) | My Son Didn't Die In Vain (0) |
Body Parts For Sale (0) | You lousy Pigs! (0) | My Giraffe Neck (0) |
A Doctor's Revenge (0) | I will see you again (0) | I killed the people who built the Batcave (0) |
Two Years Ago (2) | Live Long and Prosper (3) | If you were still here (0) |
Cold Turkey (0) | Goodbye, MR. Baer (0) | That Damn Electric Blanket! (1) |
Goodbye MR. Robbins (0) | 2014 (0) | Family Is The Best Christmas Present (0) |
The Best Christmas Present That I've Ever Received (0) | XBOX None (0) | Santa is Stuck (1) |
A Scarred and Broken Man (0) | You're Fired! (0) | Stacy - Part II (0) |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part 2 (0) | How To Avoid Overeating This Thanksgiving (1) | Electricity Is Taken For Granted (0) |
I Can't Stop The Bleeding (0) | One Hell Of A Woman (1) | Hustled (1) |
The Broken Hearts Of Two Tykes (0) | An Animal's Attack (1) | Half Is Much Better Than Nothing (0) |
One Lucky Man (1) | Those Damn Wet Bandits! (0) | Our Veterans (2) |
Felicity Undead (2) | Heather IV: The Pricking Of A Thorn (2) | Juvenile Child (0) |
I still feel lost (1) | I Wish Your Death Was Just A Dream (0) | Crime Doesn't Pay (0) |
I Sued Because I couldn't Be A Nun (0) | The Flying Nun Flies No More (0) | Sociopathic Father (0) |
I Got A Rock (0) | I'm Not A Gorilla-Man! (0) | Nobody Blackmails Me! (0) |
Dick Tracy (0) | Reincarnated (3) | Alcatraz (0) |
I Killed A Gangster (0) | Greek Mail Order Bride (0) | Maximillian Schell (0) |
Mom's Reward (0) | Barnaby Jones (0) | Book of Job (0) |
Tammy goes to the dogs (0) | Bankrupt (0) | Polite Bank Robber (0) |
My Horrible Ex-wife (3) | Tragic Irony (0) | The Great Depression (0) |
No Soup For You! (2) | Craptop (0) | Bonnie and Clyde (1) |
Please don't hit me again (0) | Chihuahua - Part V (0) | Salt of the Earth (1) |
Abraham and Isaac (1) | Heather III (0) | Womb (0) |
Goodbye Robin Williams - Part II (1) | Heather II (1) | Goodbye Robin Williams (2) |
Doomed to go to Hell (0) | Papaw's Passing (0) | Happy Birthday, Mom Part 2 (1) |
Jackie (1) | Knocking on Death's Door (2) | Goodbye Garner (2) |
Don't leave babies in your car! (0) | A broken heart that couldn't be mended (0) | The ultimate sacrifice (1) |
Accidental Death (0) | Ann B. Davis (0) | I will not kill those two (1) |
You'll be sorry if you steal my Ferrari (0) | Arrested for selling weed (0) | Dead at 14 (0) |
Brutal Slayings (0) | Don't text and drive (1) | One year later (0) |
Adam's Apple (2) | Pertwee's Peril (0) | Heart of stone (0) |
You won't marry my sister (0) | Amazing Forgiveness (0) | I tried to skip out (1) |
Happy Mother's Day, Mom (1) | The woman of my dreams (0) | Bob (0) |
Haunted House (1) | Heather (0) | A final poem about Anthony Ainley (0) |
Cop without a gun (0) | I bought a table that Jesus made (0) | God helps those who help themselves (1) |
The Deadly Supper (0) | I dream that Mom is still alive (0) | Heart of Gold (2) |
The light of my life (0) | DOOM (0) | Murder in the operating room (0) |
Dad was a fisherman (0) | Mom hated Wednesdays (1) | Tank (0) |
Don't eat my pickles! (1) | If Mom became an angel (0) | Einstein (0) |
Chihuahua - Part IV (1) | First class ticket to Heaven (1) | I should've learned CPR (0) |
Over the Moon (0) | These damn bills! (0) | Jack Benny (0) |
Mother Nature is wonderful (0) | Hell hath no fury (0) | 365 days of Hell (1) |
Morristown Hamblen Healthcare (1) | Chihuahua - Part III (0) | Mom and Jesus are in paradise (1) |
Tammy (0) | Am I a killer? (0) | Used Car Salesman (0) |
I hate my PC (1) | Mom loved God (1) | How do you spell beautiful woman? (2) |
The Golden Calf (0) | Ankle Bracelet (0) | Tommy Morrison (0) |
R.I.P., Russell (0) | I didn't have to outrun the lion (0) | Chihuahua - Part II (1) |
No justice in the world (1) | Sweet Little Rosie (2) | Good Riddance, 2013 (1) |
I shouldn't have gone scuba diving (1) | You don't need money to be rich (1) | Christmas Eve (1) |
Tightwad (2) | Merry Christmas, Mom (1) | Santa Claus at the mall (1) |
Black Friday Violence (2) | Sneedville, Tennessee (2) | I have much less to be thankful for (1) |
The walking preacher (0) | Playstation 4 (0) | Tragic (2) |
Six year old barber (0) | Back to 2003 (1) | Git (2) |
Madeline (2) | Dracula (3) | Smart and stupid (0) |
Together in paradise (1) | I'm Justin Sane, not just insane! (3) | Goodbye Geoffrey (1) |
The homeless are not bums! (1) | Peter Cushing (0) | Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part III (0) |
Chihuahua (4) | We're the Daleks (2) | Tim McCravey, U.S.M.C. (0) |
Wonder Woman Broke My Bed (0) | Silver Star (1) | Happy Birthday, Mom (3) |
Debbie and Eddie (1) | Second grade teacher (3) | Dad's Death (4) |
Coy and Vance (2) | Stop washing your dogs in my swimming pool! (1) | We're the Duke boys (3) |
I'm Rosco P. Coltrane (2) | The terrible black hole (2) | Bad things happen to good people (4) |
I'm not a horse! (3) | A monster who ceased to be a man (3) | Beauty Parlor (2) |
I'm Boss Hogg (3) | Tarantula (3) | Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part II (1) |
Money couldn't buy happiness (1) | Betty Lou (3) | An emptiness in my soul (1) |
Jonah's gourd (0) | Goodbye Stephen (2) | Minnis Downhome Pharmacy (4) |
PGA (2) | Thomas Edison (2) | Donkey Kong (1) |
Goodbye George Jones (2) | Eternal peace and happiness (6) | She looks like Moe! (5) |
Christ's resurrection (3) | Rest in peace, Mom (3) | Mom needs our prayers (5) |
I need inner peace (2) | The scar on my soul (0) | The love that's in our hearts (0) |
You still live in my heart (0) | On the run (0) | Judge, jury and executioner (1) |
I need a different kind of remote control (3) | New Year's Resolutions (1) | I'm calling you phat, not fat (1) |
Tiny Tim's Christmas Carol (0) | Every day should be like Christmas time (0) | I was hated because Mother died in childbirth (1) |
Prerequisite: Murder (0) | Cheating electrician (3) | Aborted baby (0) |
Jesus is with me (2) | We should be thankful (2) | Pacifist (2) |
We need four candidates (0) | I felt a lump (1) | The new President (2) |
The Craigslist Killer (1) | The death of Bigfoot (1) | I don't sell beer to minors (1) |
Mitt Romney (2) | A 2nd poem about Roger Williams (0) | Stanley and Dad (2) |
Sixty-five (2) | Alex Karras (0) | Murderous mother (1) |
If I can't have you, nobody can (0) | The late Roger Williams (1) | Decapitated father (2) |
The woman of my dreams (2) | Six months to live (0) | Twister (1) |
Life jackets (1) | If everybody would adopt a pet (1) | Trevor Bannister (3) |
Back from the dead (4) | My new cat (1) | Sniffing glue (1) |
The change (1) | The man who walked on the moon (2) | Amputee (1) |
I didn't fart! (0) | Never reimbursed (1) | You'd better return those pets (0) |
41st birthday (3) | I'll always protect her from you (0) | Santa Fe (1) |
Daniel Boone (2) | The incredible chicken (1) | Frank Cady (1) |
Sage Stallone (0) | Goodbye Sherman Hemsley (1) | I can't buy you a cell phone (1) |
Eight feet tall man (2) | Andy (1) | Friends without benefits (1) |
Nutcracker (1) | Anger in my soul (1) | I should've learned french (1) |
Two-faced mechanic (2) | The new vasectomy (1) | A taste for booze (1) |
Pillar of salt (2) | I wouldn't take a dive (0) | George Lindsey (1) |
Soulmate (0) | Deadly fall (0) | I will not give up! (2) |
How will I tell my children? (1) | Horse's patoot (1) | Titanic (1) |
Prince (0) | You're beautiful just the way you are (1) | The punishment doesn't fit the crime (1) |
Hippocratic Oath (0) | Free tooth extractions (1) | A lifetime of joy (1) |
Eternity in Hell (2) | An eye for an eye (1) | Rich snob (2) |
A Christmas Miracle (1) | Ebenezer Scrooge (0) | Eternal love (2) |
Let's pray for Charles Johnson Part 2 (1) | Let's pray for Charles Johnson (5) | Giving thanks (2) |
Goodbye Gough (1) | Intervention (2) | Halloween Monster (1) |
Brotherly Betrayal (1) | Buying cigarettes for a minor (1) | Let's pray for Earl King (2) |
My poor Scully (1) | You spat in my face (1) | Wile E. Coyote (1) |
Half a man (1) | Scarecrow (0) | I committed hit and run (0) |
Trust must be earned (0) | I'm going to tear your clothes off (3) | Saving Vernie's life (0) |
I hate MRS. Oleson (0) | Taking candy from a baby (3) | Chef Boyardee (3) |
Goodbye Albert (0) | The big 4-O (4) | Filicide (1) |
100 (5) | Bye Bubba (4) | Murdered for eating a popsicle (1) |
Schiavelli (1) | High on God (0) | 235 years of independence (0) |
You treat your wife like a dog (1) | Landon (0) | Farewell Falk (3) |
Friday the 13th (1) | The late James Arness (3) | That damn quarter! (0) |
Melvin (0) | I owe God (0) | I kicked Bill Clinton's ass (0) |
Guns in churches (0) | Nicholas Courtney (0) | Suicide in Wal-mart (1) |
Stupid Guard Dog (1) | PMS (2) | God hates adultery. (1) |
Puppy the Chihuahua (3) | I went to the Moon (3) | Shame on you (3) |
Big nose (0) | The end of 2010 (0) | Don't flash your cash (1) |
A new law in Tennessee (3) | Bell (0) | World War III on Christmas Day (1) |
Frankenstein's Monster (1) | God loves animals (1) | Why do many people wait until December 24? (0) |
This poem is for little girls (0) | God and Superman have one thing in common (0) | Honor thy Parents (1) |
Strong Faith (0) | Instead of adoring Santa Claus (2) | Gift from God (0) |
Keep medicines away from your children (0) | Don't commit suicide (2) | Anno Domini (1) |
God should be adored (1) | Leslie Nielsen's Death (2) | Streets of Gold (1) |
Ladder to Heaven (0) | Day of thanks (0) | God's eternal love (0) |
Help your fellow man (2) | Fists of fury (3) | Porno movies (2) |
This noose around my neck (0) | Fired for having large breasts (1) | G-O-D (4) |
You are a punk! (2) | The Bible (3) | Without God (1) |
I married my sister (4) | Men of Science (3) | Preaching against a sponge (2) |
COPS (0) | Jesus was the greatest hero (0) | Paradox (2) |
Poor Precious (0) | Voting is a privilege (0) | Good people who feel bad (3) |
You pulled a gun on a boy (1) | You're no lady (3) | Rabies (2) |
Broderick Crawford (2) | We all love babies (1) | Cat (4) |
My son's suicide (6) | Blood and broken bones (2) | Everybody loved Tom Bosley (5) |
The Wright Brothers Curse (2) | Tomorrow may never come (1) | Jesus was a family man (0) |
You damn bullies (2) | Please forgive me, God (1) | Shoplifting (1) |
Quintuplets (2) | Rick and Vernie's Wedding (1) | Father Ted (0) |
Serial killer (1) | You owe me $5000 (2) | My big buddy (0) |
Smoking in bed (0) | Hell damnation (0) | Wedding gown (1) |
He raped my mule (1) | Gene Barry (2) | Earl (0) |
He spit in my drink (0) | I took a life (0) | I have a nail up my ass (1) |
My baby chick (0) | My rotten nephew (0) | I only eat dog food (0) |
I hate tattoos on breasts (4) | I am Pac-Man (2) | I'm a killer (1) |
Goodbye Gary (2) | Let's pray for Gary Coleman (1) | Brion James (1) |
I need God (2) | You give loneliness a good name (3) | Stupid and rude (2) |
Corey Haim (2) | Intoxicated driving (1) | I killed my son (2) |
These damn farts (3) | 50 to 1 odds (3) | She has a wiener (3) |
Large breasts (4) | Cruel twist of fate (0) | Connie Hines (0) |
I work for the IRS (2) | Knighted (1) | Stop sitting on the damn toilet! (0) |
Pull the trigger (0) | Nazi Bastard (0) | Swiss Army Knife (0) |
I can't spare a square (1) | So easy a Caveman can do it X: The Final Sequel (1) | So easy a Caveman can do it IX: Half Caveman (0) |
This poem is for teenagers (3) | So easy a Caveman can do it VIII: Taxi Driver (0) | So easy a Caveman can do it VII: Scientific study (0) |
So easy a Caveman can do it VI (0) | So easy a Caveman can do it V (0) | So easy a Caveman can do it IV (0) |
That Damn Wimpy! (1) | Traitor! (0) | Boy (1) |
Goodbye Mollie (0) | The loss of Bob Ross (1) | God is my best friend (1) |
Ed McMahon (1) | King of Pop (2) | Anne Ramsey (0) |
Carl (4) | The death of David Carradine (2) | Wendy (2) |
Lousy lover (1) | World's biggest player (1) | Yard Sale (0) |
God's promise (0) | The American way (0) | God is wise (1) |
God is wonderful (1) | There's only one God (3) | No more grits! (1) |
God wants us to be happy (1) | In God we trust (0) | I wouldn't have thrown a shoe at Bush (1) |
I wish I could call God (3) | Striking another human being is wrong (1) | Racist on election day (0) |
Barack Obama makes history (0) | Martin Luther King Junior (0) | Brains, brains and more brains (0) |
Leggo my Eggo (0) | Sanford and Son (1) | Pat Hingle (1) |
My wife is a slut (2) | Wimpy drinks (1) | Roseanne (0) |
Padded bra (2) | Christmas isn't about the gifts (2) | United Negro College Fund (1) |
A train flattened my wiener (2) | A 2nd poem about Anthony Ainley (1) | Paul Benedict (1) |
Martin Balsam (0) | Farewell Fred (1) | One giant leap for black people (0) |
Today is the day to be thankful (1) | Racist people are going to vote for Obama (0) | The only republican that made me content (0) |
We live better under democrats (2) | Bernie Mac (1) | We're all in a sinking boat (0) |
September 11 (4) | Democrat (1) | Jerry Reed (1) |
Woody (1) | Bush has ran this country into the ground (1) | Hillary wants Obama to win (0) |
This damn war (1) | McCain only cares about the rich (1) | Little red riding hood (1) |
Wal-mart's blunder (1) | I'm not a God (1) | Corporal Capeman (0) |
Jesus came to my house (0) | Estelle Getty (1) | George Washington (1) |
Life without my son (0) | Eddie Murphy messed me up (2) | God is the best! (1) |
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