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| The Loss of Adam West (1) | Goodbye Kmart (0) | Roger Moore (1) |
| Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part IV (0) | Goodbye Erin Moran (0) | Farewell Jane (1) |
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| If More Children Went To Church (0) | The Importance of Saying Grace (0) | God Will Not Forget Me Or You (0) |
| God Gets More Angry Every Day (0) | Robert Vaughn III (0) | God Listens (1) |
| Goodbye Debbie (0) | The Late Carrie Fisher (0) | Going To Church On Christmas Day (0) |
| Mom Thought I Would Be A Girl (0) | A 2nd Poem About Joe Webb (0) | Only God Deserves To Be Idolized (0) |
| The Bible Is a How-To Book (0) | The Baptism of Jesus (0) | Ruth and Boaz (0) |
| Merry Christmas, Mom - Part IV (0) | A 2nd Poem About Robert Vaughn (0) | Vaughn (0) |
| Mom's Last Thanksgiving (0) | Thanks God (0) | God's Gift of Existence (0) |
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| Ignoring God (0) | Throwing Away Bibles (0) | Resist The Temptation (0) |
| The True Fountain of Youth (0) | The Ironic Death (0) | Priceless In The Eyes Of God (0) |
| When God Forgives, He Forgets (0) | Blameless In The Eyes Of God (0) | Undeserved Kindness (0) |
| When a man walks with Jesus (0) | The Worship of Animals, Plants & Other Things (1) | Goodbye Kenny Baker (0) |
| God's Glorious Government (0) | Twenty-Eight (0) | Satan Is Working Overtime (0) |
| Happy Birthday, Mom - Part IV: Precious As A Flower (1) | Religion Is Dying (1) | Two-Face Bernie (0) |
| If I Was A Celebrity (0) | Paul and Silas's Imprisonment (0) | Denial of Jesus (0) |
| Moses's Punishment (0) | Solomon's Sin (3) | Jesus and The Blind Man (1) |
| Trial By Fire (0) | I Took The Bullet (0) | Two Decades Without Jon Pertwee (0) |
| Gifts From God (0) | You Will Have Egg On Your Face (0) | We Can Have What Satan Can't (0) |
| Are You Prepared? (0) | My New Dog (0) | Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part III (0) |
| Overboard (1) | Jonah and The Ninevites (0) | The Ransom (0) |
| Why it's so important not to steal (2) | I Am Proud To Applaud God (1) | Bernie Sanders (0) |
| I'll Kick Your Butt If You Pinch Me (0) | Elijah, The Prophet (0) | From Sinner To Saint (0) |
| Rest In Peace, Mom - Part II (0) | Families Who Pray Together (0) | I'm A Rich Man (0) |
| I'm An Eleven Year Old Adult (0) | I Don't Trust Hillary Clinton (1) | I Will Not Vote For Hillary (1) |
| What Jesus Has Always Wanted (0) | God's Tolerance (0) | Satan's Failure (0) |
| How Do You Spell Wonderful Human Being? (0) | Satan Rules The World (1) | Every Day Is A Good Day Because I Have God (0) |
| Turn Away From Sin And Turn To Jehovah (0) | God Can Take Away Your Pain (0) | Only God Knows (0) |
| God Can Give Peace Of Mind (0) | He Said No To Fellatio (0) | The Darn Sun (0) |
| You Won't Have Relations In My House (0) | You Think You're Not Good Enough For Her (0) | Mister Rickman (0) |
| I Love Jesus But I Love His Father More (2) | When Cruelty And Suffering Occur, It Isn't God's Will (1) | A Preacher's Prayer (0) |
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| Jehovah God Is Real (1) | There Will Be World Peace (2) | Proof Of God's Name (1) |
| Each Day That We Have Is Precious (0) | The Kingdom Hall (0) | Naked Pictures (1) |
| Merry Christmas, Mom - Part 3 (0) | Nothing Will Stop Me From Loving Jehovah (1) | Grace (0) |
| Jehovah Killed The Alien Invaders (0) | Please Don't Kill (0) | What I'm Thankful For (0) |
| Our Future Paradise (0) | Jesus Doesn't Want Us To Retaliate (0) | The Flaming Sword (1) |
| I Won't Congratulate You (0) | The Importance Of Telling The Truth (1) | The Importance Of Saying Thank You (1) |
| The Great Teacher (1) | Jehovah and Jesus (1) | God's Ten Commandments (2) |
| Jehovah's Love (1) | God Is Our Hero (1) | Praise Jehovah (1) |
| We Must Get On God's Good Side (0) | 1948 (0) | The Lord Deserves Our Praise (0) |
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| Ten Reasons Why I Love God (0) | Goodbye, Yvonne Craig (0) | Forty-Four Years Ago (0) |
| Jehovah Is Our Friend (0) | The Great Jehovah (1) | Michael The Archangel (1) |
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