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Wade (0)The Late Christopher Mayer (0)My Baby Doll - Part IV (0)
The Loss Of Landon (0)Penny (0)Stray Cat (0)
Ned Is Dead (0)Father's Day 2021 (0)Norman's Demise (0)
The 2nd Anniversary Of John Brown's Death (0)People Call Him A Coward (0)The Late Jon Pertwee (0)
The Ninth Mother's Day (0)Glass Joe (0)The Late Burkette Greene (0)
The Death Of Ken Osmond (0)I Lost A Neighbor And A Friend (1)Farewell Francis (0)
Ten Year Anniversary (0)Forty Years Of Playing Video Games (1)It Won't Be Your Way Or The Highway (0)
A Broken Friendship (0)Rest In Peace, Mom - Part V (1)Sweetie Pie - Part II (2)
Hitler Is In Suspended Animation (0)Sweetie Pie (2)I Didn't Watch The Inauguration (0)
My Baby Doll - Part III (1)The Last Day Of The Year (1)Sarah Sutton's Birthday (1)
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VIII (1)Trump Should Keep Fighting (2)Pray About Possible Cheating (1)
Proof of God's Existence (0)Saint Agnes (0)My Baby Doll - Part II (0)
Trump Has Covid-19 (0)55th Wedding Anniversary (0)Gospel Music (0)
Fifty (1)The Stimulus Payments We Received (0)The 7th Anniversary (0)
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VIII (0)My Baby Doll (0)Agnes, my Chihuahua (0)
The Loss of Lena (0)I'll Be Sent Straight To Hell (0)Half Over (0)
Drinking Rubbing Alcohol (0)Father's Day (0)John's Funeral (0)
If He Would've Had The Courage (0)Paying Tribute (0)The Late Steve Cash II (0)
Pertwee Perished (0)Jerry Stiller (0)The Eighth Mother's Day (0)
Smoke Free - Part III (0)The Late Steve Cash (0)Happy Birthday, Talia (0)
Coronavirus Prevention (1)Lyle Waggoner (0)Deadly Aneurysm (0)
The Loss Of Swift (1)Jim (0)Jon Pertwee's 50th Anniversary (0)
Prohibition In The USA (0)At Midnight Tonight (0)John Wayne Brown - Part IV (0)
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VII (0)Donkey Kong Country (0)Former Thanksgivings (0)
Back To The Future II: 30th Anniversary (0)Arthenia's Birthday (0)Red II (0)
Luigi's Mansion 3 (0)Halloween Delinquents (0)The Death Of Robert Forster (0)
72 (0)You Ruined My Birthday (0)I Love The Autumn (0)
An Entire Nation Still Mourns (0)Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob (0)My Name Is Horace (0)
One of The Greatest Dogs On The Planet (0)Time Sure Does Fly (0)Elvis Presley: The Same Amount of Time (0)
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VII (0)My Cousin's Choice (0)One Small Step and One Giant Leap (0)
Rebecca Schaeffer (0)Smoke Free - Part II (0)John Wayne Brown III (0)
John Wayne Brown II (0)John Brown's Drug Use (0)The Red Dots On His Face (0)
John Wayne Brown (0)Jack Schwartzman (0)The Late Ted Cassidy (0)
Smoke Free (0)God Bless Those Who Fought and Died (2)Mom's Generosity (0)
Why I Convinced My Daughter To Sue (0)Tim Conway's Passing (0)Mother's Day (0)
Bill Maynard (0)Springtime (0)Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper (0)
Deadly Magical Power (0)Rest in Peace, Mom - Part IV (0)Crosby Park (0)
Welcome 2019 (0)The Ending of 2018 (0)The Death of Chad Sheets (0)
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VI (0)Black Friday At The Hospital (0)The Late Stan Lee (0)
Red (0)I Voted Against Phil Bredesen Again (0)PRAISE THE LORD! (1)
I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry (0)Burt (0)Arthenia (0)
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VI (0)Dad Ceased To Be Alive (1)I Wrote The Declaration of Independence (0)
Return or Burn (0)Solo Is a Flop (0)Boy's Death (0)
Why I Hope The Jehovah's Witnesses Are Wrong (0)Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part V (0)Politically Correct Freak (0)
The Lone Ranger and Tonto (0)Ina Mae (0)Pink Rabbit (1)
Rest In Peace, Mom - Part III (1)Papaw's Demise (0)Thanking God For Each Day That We Live (0)
Goodbye Charles Strange (0)SHAZAM! (0)Merry Christmas, Mom - Part V: The Last Christmas (0)
Things To Be Thankful For (0)I Hate The New Doctor Who (0)Count Dracula (0)
Precious Plum (0)The Big 7-0 (1)Great Omnipotent Dude (0)
Orville Redenbacher (1)Stacy III (0)Ask Not What God Can Do For You (0)
Curt (0)4th (1)Happy Birthday, Mom - Part V (0)
The Loss of Adam West (1)Goodbye Kmart (0)Roger Moore (1)
Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part IV (0)Goodbye Erin Moran (0)Farewell Jane (1)
What A Wonderful Mother (0)There's No Place Like Home (0)I'll Put God First (0)
If You Haven't Been Saved (0)Turn Enemies Into Friends (0)Trump's Inauguration (0)
If More Children Went To Church (0)The Importance of Saying Grace (0)God Will Not Forget Me Or You (0)
God Gets More Angry Every Day (0)Robert Vaughn III (0)God Listens (1)
Goodbye Debbie (0)The Late Carrie Fisher (0)Going To Church On Christmas Day (0)
Mom Thought I Would Be A Girl (0)A 2nd Poem About Joe Webb (0)Only God Deserves To Be Idolized (0)
The Bible Is a How-To Book (0)The Baptism of Jesus (0)Ruth and Boaz (0)
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part IV (0)A 2nd Poem About Robert Vaughn (0)Vaughn (0)
Mom's Last Thanksgiving (0)Thanks God (0)God's Gift of Existence (0)
Jane Webb Needs Our Prayers (0)Remember Jesus (0)Let's Give God A Holiday (0)
Ignoring God (0)Throwing Away Bibles (0)Resist The Temptation (0)
The True Fountain of Youth (0)The Ironic Death (0)Priceless In The Eyes Of God (0)
When God Forgives, He Forgets (0)Blameless In The Eyes Of God (0)Undeserved Kindness (0)
When a man walks with Jesus (0)The Worship of Animals, Plants & Other Things (1)Goodbye Kenny Baker (0)
God's Glorious Government (0)Twenty-Eight (0)Satan Is Working Overtime (0)
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part IV: Precious As A Flower (1)Religion Is Dying (1)Two-Face Bernie (0)
If I Was A Celebrity (0)Paul and Silas's Imprisonment (0)Denial of Jesus (0)
Moses's Punishment (0)Solomon's Sin (3)Jesus and The Blind Man (1)
Trial By Fire (0)I Took The Bullet (0)Two Decades Without Jon Pertwee (0)
Gifts From God (0)You Will Have Egg On Your Face (0)We Can Have What Satan Can't (0)
Are You Prepared? (0)My New Dog (0)Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part III (0)
Overboard (1)Jonah and The Ninevites (0)The Ransom (0)
Why it's so important not to steal (2)I Am Proud To Applaud God (1)Bernie Sanders (0)
I'll Kick Your Butt If You Pinch Me (0)Elijah, The Prophet (0)From Sinner To Saint (0)
Rest In Peace, Mom - Part II (0)Families Who Pray Together (0)I'm A Rich Man (0)
I'm An Eleven Year Old Adult (0)I Don't Trust Hillary Clinton (1)I Will Not Vote For Hillary (1)
What Jesus Has Always Wanted (0)God's Tolerance (0)Satan's Failure (0)
How Do You Spell Wonderful Human Being? (0)Satan Rules The World (1)Every Day Is A Good Day Because I Have God (0)
Turn Away From Sin And Turn To Jehovah (0)God Can Take Away Your Pain (0)Only God Knows (0)
God Can Give Peace Of Mind (0)He Said No To Fellatio (0)The Darn Sun (0)
You Won't Have Relations In My House (0)You Think You're Not Good Enough For Her (0)Mister Rickman (0)
I Love Jesus But I Love His Father More (2)When Cruelty And Suffering Occur, It Isn't God's Will (1)A Preacher's Prayer (0)
Potty Mouth Preachers (0)Worshipping Idols (0)When Mom Is Resurrected (0)
Jehovah God Is Real (1)There Will Be World Peace (2)Proof Of God's Name (1)
Each Day That We Have Is Precious (0)The Kingdom Hall (0)Naked Pictures (1)
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part 3 (0)Nothing Will Stop Me From Loving Jehovah (1)Grace (0)
Jehovah Killed The Alien Invaders (0)Please Don't Kill (0)What I'm Thankful For (0)
Our Future Paradise (0)Jesus Doesn't Want Us To Retaliate (0)The Flaming Sword (1)
I Won't Congratulate You (0)The Importance Of Telling The Truth (1)The Importance Of Saying Thank You (1)
The Great Teacher (1)Jehovah and Jesus (1)God's Ten Commandments (2)
Jehovah's Love (1)God Is Our Hero (1)Praise Jehovah (1)
We Must Get On God's Good Side (0)1948 (0)The Lord Deserves Our Praise (0)
Mom's Heart (0)God Is A Scientist (2)Two Years With Agnes (1)
Ten Reasons Why I Love God (0)Goodbye, Yvonne Craig (0)Forty-Four Years Ago (0)
Jehovah Is Our Friend (0)The Great Jehovah (1)Michael The Archangel (1)
Danny (1)Forsaken (0)Happy Birthday, Mom - Part III (1)
The Greatest Jewish Man (1)The Thirteenth Day Of July (0)The Best Thing That Money Is Good For (1)
This Airplane Is Going Down (0)Daddy's Little Princess (1)I Can't Believe In Darwin's Theory (1)
Dutch Treat (1)Number One (0)High School Graduate (1)
Vengeance Of God (1)Cheating In The Old West (0)That Crook Stole My Stolen Money (0)
I Still Miss You Terribly (1)Jar Jar Binks (0)Christopher Lee (1)
Palpatine The Emperor (1)Everywhere I Go (1)Colonoscopy (1)
Columbo Isn't On The Case (1)Memorial Day (0)I Was Forced To Take His Life (1)
Spending Spree (0)The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me (0)An Eye For An Eye (0)
I Want A Beer (0)As Ugly As A Wicked Witch (1)Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part 2 (1)
$50,000,000 Bucks (0)Tragic Magic (0)King Solomon's Wisdom (0)
Everybody Needs God (2)Shirley Temple (0)She Was Sent To The Chair (0)
Revenge From Beyond The Grave (0)James Best - Part 3 (0)A World With No Breasts (0)
Your Boyfriend Isn't What He Seems (0)Yoda Stole My Soda (0)My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt (1)
Charlotte (0)A 2nd Poem about James Best (0)Goodbye, James Best (0)
The Gout (0)Children Should Not Go With Strangers (0)My Cup Of Tea (0)
America's Most Famous Tomboy (0)God Wanted You (0)My Son Didn't Die In Vain (0)
Body Parts For Sale (0)You lousy Pigs! (0)My Giraffe Neck (0)
A Doctor's Revenge (0)I will see you again (0)I killed the people who built the Batcave (0)
Two Years Ago (2)Live Long and Prosper (3)If you were still here (0)
Cold Turkey (0)Goodbye, MR. Baer (0)That Damn Electric Blanket! (1)
Goodbye MR. Robbins (0)2014 (0)Family Is The Best Christmas Present (0)
The Best Christmas Present That I've Ever Received (0)XBOX None (0)Santa is Stuck (1)
A Scarred and Broken Man (0)You're Fired! (0)Stacy - Part II (0)
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part 2 (0)How To Avoid Overeating This Thanksgiving (1)Electricity Is Taken For Granted (0)
I Can't Stop The Bleeding (0)One Hell Of A Woman (1)Hustled (1)
The Broken Hearts Of Two Tykes (0)An Animal's Attack (1)Half Is Much Better Than Nothing (0)
One Lucky Man (1)Those Damn Wet Bandits! (0)Our Veterans (2)
Felicity Undead (2)Heather IV: The Pricking Of A Thorn (2)Juvenile Child (0)
I still feel lost (1)I Wish Your Death Was Just A Dream (0)Crime Doesn't Pay (0)
I Sued Because I couldn't Be A Nun (0)The Flying Nun Flies No More (0)Sociopathic Father (0)
I Got A Rock (0)I'm Not A Gorilla-Man! (0)Nobody Blackmails Me! (0)
Dick Tracy (0)Reincarnated (3)Alcatraz (0)
I Killed A Gangster (0)Greek Mail Order Bride (0)Maximillian Schell (0)
Mom's Reward (0)Barnaby Jones (0)Book of Job (0)
Tammy goes to the dogs (0)Bankrupt (0)Polite Bank Robber (0)
My Horrible Ex-wife (3)Tragic Irony (0)The Great Depression (0)
No Soup For You! (2)Craptop (0)Bonnie and Clyde (1)
Please don't hit me again (0)Chihuahua - Part V (0)Salt of the Earth (1)
Abraham and Isaac (1)Heather III (0)Womb (0)
Goodbye Robin Williams - Part II (1)Heather II (1)Goodbye Robin Williams (2)
Doomed to go to Hell (0)Papaw's Passing (0)Happy Birthday, Mom Part 2 (1)
Jackie (1)Knocking on Death's Door (2)Goodbye Garner (2)
Don't leave babies in your car! (0)A broken heart that couldn't be mended (0)The ultimate sacrifice (1)
Accidental Death (0)Ann B. Davis (0)I will not kill those two (1)
You'll be sorry if you steal my Ferrari (0)Arrested for selling weed (0)Dead at 14 (0)
Brutal Slayings (0)Don't text and drive (1)One year later (0)
Adam's Apple (2)Pertwee's Peril (0)Heart of stone (0)
You won't marry my sister (0)Amazing Forgiveness (0)I tried to skip out (1)
Happy Mother's Day, Mom (1)The woman of my dreams (0)Bob (0)
Haunted House (1)Heather (0)A final poem about Anthony Ainley (0)
Cop without a gun (0)I bought a table that Jesus made (0)God helps those who help themselves (1)
The Deadly Supper (0)I dream that Mom is still alive (0)Heart of Gold (2)
The light of my life (0)DOOM (0)Murder in the operating room (0)
Dad was a fisherman (0)Mom hated Wednesdays (1)Tank (0)
Don't eat my pickles! (1)If Mom became an angel (0)Einstein (0)
Chihuahua - Part IV (1)First class ticket to Heaven (1)I should've learned CPR (0)
Over the Moon (0)These damn bills! (0)Jack Benny (0)
Mother Nature is wonderful (0)Hell hath no fury (0)365 days of Hell (1)
Morristown Hamblen Healthcare (1)Chihuahua - Part III (0)Mom and Jesus are in paradise (1)
Tammy (0)Am I a killer? (0)Used Car Salesman (0)
I hate my PC (1)Mom loved God (1)How do you spell beautiful woman? (2)
The Golden Calf (0)Ankle Bracelet (0)Tommy Morrison (0)
R.I.P., Russell (0)I didn't have to outrun the lion (0)Chihuahua - Part II (1)
No justice in the world (1)Sweet Little Rosie (2)Good Riddance, 2013 (1)
I shouldn't have gone scuba diving (1)You don't need money to be rich (1)Christmas Eve (1)
Tightwad (2)Merry Christmas, Mom (1)Santa Claus at the mall (1)
Black Friday Violence (2)Sneedville, Tennessee (2)I have much less to be thankful for (1)
The walking preacher (0)Playstation 4 (0)Tragic (2)
Six year old barber (0)Back to 2003 (1)Git (2)
Madeline (2)Dracula (3)Smart and stupid (0)
Together in paradise (1)I'm Justin Sane, not just insane! (3)Goodbye Geoffrey (1)
The homeless are not bums! (1)Peter Cushing (0)Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part III (0)
Chihuahua (4)We're the Daleks (2)Tim McCravey, U.S.M.C. (0)
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Debbie and Eddie (1)Second grade teacher (3)Dad's Death (4)
Coy and Vance (2)Stop washing your dogs in my swimming pool! (1)We're the Duke boys (3)
I'm Rosco P. Coltrane (2)The terrible black hole (2)Bad things happen to good people (4)
I'm not a horse! (3)A monster who ceased to be a man (3)Beauty Parlor (2)
I'm Boss Hogg (3)Tarantula (3)Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part II (1)
Money couldn't buy happiness (1)Betty Lou (3)An emptiness in my soul (1)
Jonah's gourd (0)Goodbye Stephen (2)Minnis Downhome Pharmacy (4)
PGA (2)Thomas Edison (2)Donkey Kong (1)
Goodbye George Jones (2)Eternal peace and happiness (6)She looks like Moe! (5)
Christ's resurrection (3)Rest in peace, Mom (3)Mom needs our prayers (5)
I need inner peace (2)The scar on my soul (0)The love that's in our hearts (0)
You still live in my heart (0)On the run (0)Judge, jury and executioner (1)
I need a different kind of remote control (3)New Year's Resolutions (1)I'm calling you phat, not fat (1)
Tiny Tim's Christmas Carol (0)Every day should be like Christmas time (0)I was hated because Mother died in childbirth (1)
Prerequisite: Murder (0)Cheating electrician (3)Aborted baby (0)
Jesus is with me (2)We should be thankful (2)Pacifist (2)
We need four candidates (0)I felt a lump (1)The new President (2)
The Craigslist Killer (1)The death of Bigfoot (1)I don't sell beer to minors (1)
Mitt Romney (2)A 2nd poem about Roger Williams (0)Stanley and Dad (2)
Sixty-five (2)Alex Karras (0)Murderous mother (1)
If I can't have you, nobody can (0)The late Roger Williams (1)Decapitated father (2)
The woman of my dreams (2)Six months to live (0)Twister (1)
Life jackets (1)If everybody would adopt a pet (1)Trevor Bannister (3)
Back from the dead (4)My new cat (1)Sniffing glue (1)
The change (1)The man who walked on the moon (2)Amputee (1)
I didn't fart! (0)Never reimbursed (1)You'd better return those pets (0)
41st birthday (3)I'll always protect her from you (0)Santa Fe (1)
Daniel Boone (2)The incredible chicken (1)Frank Cady (1)
Sage Stallone (0)Goodbye Sherman Hemsley (1)I can't buy you a cell phone (1)
Eight feet tall man (2)Andy (1)Friends without benefits (1)
Nutcracker (1)Anger in my soul (1)I should've learned french (1)
Two-faced mechanic (2)The new vasectomy (1)A taste for booze (1)
Pillar of salt (2)I wouldn't take a dive (0)George Lindsey (1)
Soulmate (0)Deadly fall (0)I will not give up! (2)
How will I tell my children? (1)Horse's patoot (1)Titanic (1)
Prince (0)You're beautiful just the way you are (1)The punishment doesn't fit the crime (1)
Hippocratic Oath (0)Free tooth extractions (1)A lifetime of joy (1)
Eternity in Hell (2)An eye for an eye (1)Rich snob (2)
A Christmas Miracle (1)Ebenezer Scrooge (0)Eternal love (2)
Let's pray for Charles Johnson Part 2 (1)Let's pray for Charles Johnson (5)Giving thanks (2)
Goodbye Gough (1)Intervention (2)Halloween Monster (1)
Brotherly Betrayal (1)Buying cigarettes for a minor (1)Let's pray for Earl King (2)
My poor Scully (1)You spat in my face (1)Wile E. Coyote (1)
Half a man (1)Scarecrow (0)I committed hit and run (0)
Trust must be earned (0)I'm going to tear your clothes off (3)Saving Vernie's life (0)
I hate MRS. Oleson (0)Taking candy from a baby (3)Chef Boyardee (3)
Goodbye Albert (0)The big 4-O (4)Filicide (1)
100 (5)Bye Bubba (4)Murdered for eating a popsicle (1)
Schiavelli (1)High on God (0)235 years of independence (0)
You treat your wife like a dog (1)Landon (0)Farewell Falk (3)
Friday the 13th (1)The late James Arness (3)That damn quarter! (0)
Melvin (0)I owe God (0)I kicked Bill Clinton's ass (0)
Guns in churches (0)Nicholas Courtney (0)Suicide in Wal-mart (1)
Stupid Guard Dog (1)PMS (2)God hates adultery. (1)
Puppy the Chihuahua (3)I went to the Moon (3)Shame on you (3)
Big nose (0)The end of 2010 (0)Don't flash your cash (1)
A new law in Tennessee (3)Bell (0)World War III on Christmas Day (1)
Frankenstein's Monster (1)God loves animals (1)Why do many people wait until December 24? (0)
This poem is for little girls (0)God and Superman have one thing in common (0)Honor thy Parents (1)
Strong Faith (0)Instead of adoring Santa Claus (2)Gift from God (0)
Keep medicines away from your children (0)Don't commit suicide (2)Anno Domini (1)
God should be adored (1)Leslie Nielsen's Death (2)Streets of Gold (1)
Ladder to Heaven (0)Day of thanks (0)God's eternal love (0)
Help your fellow man (2)Fists of fury (3)Porno movies (2)
This noose around my neck (0)Fired for having large breasts (1)G-O-D (4)
You are a punk! (2)The Bible (3)Without God (1)
I married my sister (4)Men of Science (3)Preaching against a sponge (2)
COPS (0)Jesus was the greatest hero (0)Paradox (2)
Poor Precious (0)Voting is a privilege (0)Good people who feel bad (3)
You pulled a gun on a boy (1)You're no lady (3)Rabies (2)
Broderick Crawford (2)We all love babies (1)Cat (4)
My son's suicide (6)Blood and broken bones (2)Everybody loved Tom Bosley (5)
The Wright Brothers Curse (2)Tomorrow may never come (1)Jesus was a family man (0)
You damn bullies (2)Please forgive me, God (1)Shoplifting (1)
Quintuplets (2)Rick and Vernie's Wedding (1)Father Ted (0)
Serial killer (1)You owe me $5000 (2)My big buddy (0)
Smoking in bed (0)Hell damnation (0)Wedding gown (1)
He raped my mule (1)Gene Barry (2)Earl (0)
He spit in my drink (0)I took a life (0)I have a nail up my ass (1)
My baby chick (0)My rotten nephew (0)I only eat dog food (0)
I hate tattoos on breasts (4)I am Pac-Man (2)I'm a killer (1)
Goodbye Gary (2)Let's pray for Gary Coleman (1)Brion James (1)
I need God (2)You give loneliness a good name (3)Stupid and rude (2)
Corey Haim (2)Intoxicated driving (1)I killed my son (2)
These damn farts (3)50 to 1 odds (3)She has a wiener (3)
Large breasts (4)Cruel twist of fate (0)Connie Hines (0)
I work for the IRS (2)Knighted (1)Stop sitting on the damn toilet! (0)
Pull the trigger (0)Nazi Bastard (0)Swiss Army Knife (0)
I can't spare a square (1)So easy a Caveman can do it X: The Final Sequel (1)So easy a Caveman can do it IX: Half Caveman (0)
This poem is for teenagers (3)So easy a Caveman can do it VIII: Taxi Driver (0)So easy a Caveman can do it VII: Scientific study (0)
So easy a Caveman can do it VI (0)So easy a Caveman can do it V (0)So easy a Caveman can do it IV (0)
That Damn Wimpy! (1)Traitor! (0)Boy (1)
Goodbye Mollie (0)The loss of Bob Ross (1)God is my best friend (1)
Ed McMahon (1)King of Pop (2)Anne Ramsey (0)
Carl (4)The death of David Carradine (2)Wendy (2)
Lousy lover (1)World's biggest player (1)Yard Sale (0)
God's promise (0)The American way (0)God is wise (1)
God is wonderful (1)There's only one God (3)No more grits! (1)
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I wish I could call God (3)Striking another human being is wrong (1)Racist on election day (0)
Barack Obama makes history (0)Martin Luther King Junior (0)Brains, brains and more brains (0)
Leggo my Eggo (0)Sanford and Son (1)Pat Hingle (1)
My wife is a slut (2)Wimpy drinks (1)Roseanne (0)
Padded bra (2)Christmas isn't about the gifts (2)United Negro College Fund (1)
A train flattened my wiener (2)A 2nd poem about Anthony Ainley (1)Paul Benedict (1)
Martin Balsam (0)Farewell Fred (1)One giant leap for black people (0)
Today is the day to be thankful (1)Racist people are going to vote for Obama (0)The only republican that made me content (0)
We live better under democrats (2)Bernie Mac (1)We're all in a sinking boat (0)
September 11 (4)Democrat (1)Jerry Reed (1)
Woody (1)Bush has ran this country into the ground (1)Hillary wants Obama to win (0)
This damn war (1)McCain only cares about the rich (1)Little red riding hood (1)
Wal-mart's blunder (1)I'm not a God (1)Corporal Capeman (0)
Jesus came to my house (0)Estelle Getty (1)George Washington (1)
Life without my son (0)Eddie Murphy messed me up (2)God is the best! (1)
These damn laxatives (2)Elevator shaft (1)Cuckoo for cocoa puffs (4)
I gave you a twenty (0)Shave your damn legs! (4)Ida (1)
Carrie Fisher (0)Silver lining (1)I had to pay with my life (1)
Bob Hope (0)Penny and Brain (2)Batgirl raped me (4)
Frozen tongue (1)Gore was cheated (0)Drink and drive (0)
It's not Karma, it's God (3)Obama did it! (1)Goodbye Michael Wisher (0)
Korman (2)He looka like a man (0)God has been good to me (0)
Stratford Johns (0)Miserable little brat (0)That damn Trix Rabbit (0)
Hey, that's my pickle! (0)A1 yeah, it's that important (3)Kentucky's voting day (0)
Begala's insult (0)The Lone Ranger (0)Handicapped (0)
Sick twisted revenge (0)Hanna-Barbera (1)I shot Yogi Bear (0)
Gas prices (0)You're on the run (0)America wants to hear your voice 'Revised Edition' (0)
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